I enjoy Christmas Kids home everyday, Nice food & nibbles, Lots of beer with friends & family.

Dislikes Robbing bastard shops you no it will be a third of in january, but you caunt say that to the kids Christmas day.

Dislikes; how we have killed the essence of Christmas & the same old Christmas music from November onwards

Like; plenty of matches over the festive season

Edited December 11, 200916 yr by boltondiver

Dislike; how we have killed the essence of Christams

Like; plenty of matches over the festive season

Dislike; how we have killed the essence of Christams

Totally agree

Like, Two weeks off work and spending me xmas bonus on what I want.

dislike, Relatives who visit just once a year and drink all your xmas booze. (hum bug)

Like: singing made up Xmas songs such as 'Frosteeeeeeeee the snowman had a big thick 9 inch cock' or 'I saw Santa sucking muuuuuuumies tits'.

 

Kids love it.

 

Dislike: a fortnight off in the cold. I end up pacing around the house like a bored elephant.

Like: singing made up Xmas songs such as 'Frosteeeeeeeee the snowman had a big thick 9 inch cock' or 'I saw Santa sucking muuuuuuumies tits'.

 

Kids love it.

 

Dislike: a fortnight off in the cold. I end up pacing around the house like a bored elephant.

 

pacing around the house like a bored elephant. Bragging abit there me thinks.

pacing around the house like a bored elephant. Bragging abit there me thinks.

 

Sigh.

 

If you've ever been to a zoo....

 

Oh fuck it I cannot be bothered.

Likes-Beer every day

 

Dislike-Hangovers every day

Sigh.

 

If you've ever been to a zoo....

 

Oh fuck it I cannot be bothered.

 

Come on get into the christmas spirit, oh and yes i have been to the zoo.

But never seen a sign for Smiffs or walkers.

A nice Christmas pudding yUMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEee

Likes: the look on your little 'uns faces as they open their pressies at silly o'clock in the morning: priceless.

 

Dislikes: Having to be pleasant to "family" who you wouldn't normally spit on.

A nice Christmas pudding yUMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEee

 

Mr. Magoo

 

Do your hands look like this:

 

 

You type like they do.

i fucking hate the hole lot of it so there

Likes: everyone being happy and talking about the game on Boxing Day (we are all passionate fans)

 

Dislikes: People who dont celebrate the festive season charging stupid amounts in taxi fares etc

Likes: the look on your little 'uns faces as they open their pressies at silly o'clock in the morning: priceless.

 

Dislikes: Having to be pleasant to "family" who you wouldn't normally spit on.

Likes: the look on your little 'uns faces as they open their pressies at silly o'clock in the morning: priceless.

Thats the best part but it dosent last long enought, they grow up to quick, enjoy it if you have little ones it dosent get better than that.

Mr. Magoo

 

Do your hands look like this:

 

 

You type like they do.

I think that persons had to many sugar puffs,Yes my spelling & grammer are shit, somebody commented the other day and said my hands are the size of shovels.

and then said your dicks not 10 inch what the fuck is that about, not chopping it in half for any twat.

What you see is what you get.

Good god spider i can see your in the festive mode. Imagine opening your present with those hands it cannot be easy for you.

Edited December 9, 200916 yr by Mr Magoo

Dislikes: People who dont celebrate the festive season charging stupid amounts in taxi fares etc

 

Notice up in our local - Haslams Taxis - single fare all over Christmas and New Year

Notice up in our local - Haslams Taxis - single fare all over Christmas and New Year

Where is your local?

Notice up in our local - Haslams Taxis - single fare all over Christmas and New Year

Thats a good one untill your pissed out of your brains & they say 40 quid for opening the door.

I like it when you get a stunner on their Xmas do back to yours.

 

I dislike when they sneak out in the middle of the night and lets Susan Boyle's ugly sister in.

 

How do they do it?

JUST LIKE THAT

Likes - For days after, turkey butties with cold stuffing. Beats Xmas dinner itself, hands down.

Dislikes - New Years Eve porridge w0gs hopping over crossed swords and squeezing them wailing colostomy bags...............................

i fucking hate the hole lot of it so there

 

i fucking hate the hole

 

Really? I have always found it to be the best bit.

 

You like the garment that wraps around it though.

Edited December 10, 200916 yr by bolty58