What can I say.I was severly Wankered thanks to Little Whitt and Big E

 

Just got back after a morning session with Big E, several beers in the bar then a sambuca session with a couple of queers at Newton le Wollows train station pub

 

I'm seriously twated after a leathering night

 

OK

 

Here's what I remember

 

Met the lads at the Park Inn

 

Little Whitt

NB

Big E

Mr H

James

7 in total

 

Then Quinny, John, Brooksy, Smiffs, Brixtom, Jay C, Sue, Athey1958 policeman, minder, steward, city fans and various other queers

 

Got very pissed, Mr H fell over in a pub beginning with W, so Traf took hin home

 

I went to the bog and came back and evertbody else had gone home

 

Got back to the hotel after bribing some idiot in charge of the taxi rank with a fiver

 

NB woke us up about 10ish for some reason

 

Mr H and Traf turned up at 11

 

Got up and showered, had about 5 pints before 12

 

Threatened some manc by 12 who had bought us shorts

 

Apologised to Manc and bought him and his mate a short

 

Decided I was wankered and going to Frodsham wasn't a good idea

 

Made it home

 

Going to bed, still wankered

Right queers

 

My Mrs has gone to bed so there's only me and the cat left up

 

Lets get wankered

Widnes I want your babies

I'll tell you what

 

If I was single, you'd be my first wife

 

Your 'I'm filthy than you Widnes' quote was the best I heard all night

 

One day I will

I'm out of Class A's

 

but I'm severly pissed

What a set of queers

 

I'm off to bed for two days

 

See you Wednesday

hey hey you're so gay you have always been that way

 

Hey hey you're so fine dancing in the laser light

Right it's awards time

 

Most Wankered Poster - Traf by a mile

Worst Outfit - Smiffs tank top

Best Quote - Rally - Widnes, sort my hotels, flighs and tickets out for SA and I'll give you ten grand

Best looking - Me

Ugliest - Some contenders there

Most Pissed - Me although Mr H came a close second

Best Pub - Fuck knows, there was no women in any of the pubs we went in

Best Taxi - I'm getting in the next one cunteyes, here's a fiver seemed to work

Best Drink - The shots this morning in the newton le willows pub

Best Pizza - Big E's wasnt at all bad although he only ate two slices

Smallist Poster - Little Whitt is smaller than NB

Biggest Poster - Fuck knows, everybody I met was over 6 feet

 

Last one, Best Room Mate - Big E, I'm liking the nancy boy the more I meet him

tallist NB she must be 6ft that wench

Flights for Toulouse will be booked tomorrow, Goodbye Toulouse

Widnes I want your babies

sue you can have mine my danceing queen

Your 'I'm filthy than you Widnes' quote was the best I heard all night

 

The model thin lass who when asked how she stays so thin replied 'I'm on the spunk diet' deserves a credible mention.

fuckin hell widnes!

 

i bet if you had a camera following you around it would of been like the smack my bitch up video!

 

big hole in the wallet after that?

Actually, not that bad, probably about ?160 including drugs and hotel which is perfectly acceptable

 

My worst was when we have a Sportsmans dinner at the Reebok, I checked out and had a bar bill of ?320

 

That was a shock and even worse, I paid for a room and never slept in it

Right

 

Name and Shame time

 

Posters who said they were attending but apparantly were unable to get passes out i.e. under the thumb bum boys

 

CWP

MG Whites

bwfcryan86

superjohnmcginlay

Henry

seasoned traveller

 

What do you say about that then frock wearers

I couldnt afford it

Right

 

Name and Shame time

 

Posters who said they were attending but apparantly were unable to get passes out i.e. under the thumb bum boys

 

CWP

MG Whites

bwfcryan86

superjohnmcginlay

Henry

seasoned traveller

 

What do you say about that then frock wearers

Sadly mixed up the date with my Step-Mothers 60th birthday bash (which was a thriller). Naturally, I shall be wearing a short skirt, stockings and suspenders from now until the end of the season as punishment

Sadly mixed up the date with my Step-Mothers 60th birthday bash (which was a thriller). Naturally, I shall be wearing a short skirt, stockings and suspenders from now until the end of the season as punishment

 

How is wearing your "evening uniform" a punishment?

Right

 

Name and Shame time

 

Posters who said they were attending but apparantly were unable to get passes out i.e. under the thumb bum boys

 

CWP

MG Whites

bwfcryan86

superjohnmcginlay

Henry

seasoned traveller

 

What do you say about that then frock wearers

 

I alreet,low on funds due to short time at work,still stayed out till 1 and got fcuking hammered

Edited December 14, 200916 yr by M G WHITES

"sorry lads, cant come out tonight - im off for a night out in Leigh with a bunch of posters from an internet forum - gonna be mental!"

 

haha, yeah right - fukkin queers :p

"sorry lads, cant come out tonight - im off for a night out in Leigh with a bunch of posters from an internet forum - gonna be mental!"

 

haha, yeah right - fukkin queers :p

 

What you fail to know is that the majority of 'fukkin queers' know each other in their real persona and have become good mates over the years, unlike you using your 2nd post to launch homophobic jibes at people. See rule 5

Knob!

Edited December 14, 200916 yr by athywhite1958

A Bizarre first post Jaffe however, I do agree this forum is frequented by a massive population of homosexuals

A Bizarre first post Jaffe however, I do agree this forum is frequented by a massive population of homosexuals

 

i drove past the cattle market on sunday home from work and thought of two things

 

you

the nappy wearing bloke in there (sure i read a post by you on here about that)

 

had a mild snigger to myself, excuse my french

A Bizarre first post Jaffe however, I do agree this forum is frequented by a massive population of homosexuals

 

You don't really think that Jaffe hasn't been here before, do you?

You don't really think that Jaffe hasn't been here before, do you?

 

Who was he in a previous life?

I don't know: it's just a feeling I get.

Big it up for the batty boys!

What you fail to know is that the majority of 'fukkin queers' know each other in their real persona and have become good mates over the years, unlike you using your 2nd post to launch homophobic jibes at people. See rule 5

Knob!

 

The combined number of charge sheets and banning orders would have made interesting reading .