October 3, 201015 yr If You Swallow Chewing Gum, It Will Wrap Around Your Heart And Kill You I am sure theres many more..
October 3, 201015 yr Tooth fairy. We used to have a Labrador when I was a kid. It was busy chewing away at a bone when a bit flew off. I picked it up and noticed it looked very much like a tooth that the fairy had previously given me 2 shillings for. I showed my dad and asked him whether or not he thought it'd fool the tooth fairy. "Try it." he replied. So that night just before bed I nodded at dad and placed the bit of bone under the rug in front of the telly. Went to bed and smiled with the satisfaction that there was half a chance I was going to con the little person who collects all our teeth. After all, if this worked I was going to be a wealthy kid! Next morning I ran downstairs and pulled back the rug. The tooth had gone and had been replaced by a fucking washer! It must have been a Sunday because I remember running upstairs to show dad who was in bed with his paper, pissing his sides.
October 3, 201015 yr Too much wanking will make you go blind! As it goes all i got was a right bicep to rival Arnies.
October 3, 201015 yr puting you ear to a girls nippel you can here when you fire you muck up them Read the question D. Note the use of AS A KID to differentiate it from Silly Things You Still Believe!
October 3, 201015 yr puting you ear to a girls nippel you can here when you fire you muck up them The sheer quality of WW :: :: ::
October 3, 201015 yr Shakes head and wonders what the fuck goes on in Little Whitts mind Edited October 3, 201015 yr by Smiffs
October 3, 201015 yr Read the question D. Note the use of AS A KID to differentiate it from Silly Things You Still Believe! the thing is LW probably was a sexual deviant even as a child
October 3, 201015 yr Shakes head and wonders what the fuck goes on in Little Whitts mind I wonder if he's missing that little bit in your brain that says to you 'probably best you don't say that mate."
October 3, 201015 yr I wonder if he's missing that little bit in your brain that says to you 'probably best you don't say that mate." If I were the post police; which I'm not; I'd pull you up for the incorrect use of "I wonder if . . . " which, to be honest, makes it sound as though you wonder if!
October 3, 201015 yr I used to believe that there was no way on gods earth somebody could be as daft as Little Whitt!
October 3, 201015 yr Being an out of town BWFC supporter, I thought places in Bolton were named after players This was due to Simon Farnworth
October 3, 201015 yr If I were the post police; which I'm not; I'd pull you up for the incorrect use of "I wonder if . . . " which, to be honest, makes it sound as though you wonder if! You're right, Michael. I wonder why he's missing that little bit in your brain that says to you 'probably best you don't say that mate."
October 3, 201015 yr and when you licked a bird out you got spots round your mouth and you mum & dad would know what you had been up to or down on i should say
October 3, 201015 yr and when you licked a bird out you got spots round your mouth and you mum & dad would know what you had been up to or down on i should say AS A KID! HOW MANY TIMES? NOT LAST WEEK, LAST MONTH, LAST FUCKING YEAR!
October 3, 201015 yr AS A KID! HOW MANY TIMES? NOT LAST WEEK, LAST MONTH, LAST FUCKING YEAR! I dunno Micky, from his posts he could easily still be in childhood
October 3, 201015 yr and when you licked a bird out you got spots round your mouth and you mum & dad would know what you had been up to or down on i should say It gets better!! One can only imagine the skanky crusty cunted munters he's been with.
October 3, 201015 yr I dunno Micky, from his posts he could easily still be in childhood One who has his own classroom assistant for every lesson.
October 3, 201015 yr I used to think (as my dad is an amputee) that all men had a leg amputated at about 30........... .
October 3, 201015 yr I used to think (as my dad is an amputee) that all men had a leg amputated at about 30........... . No disrespect Bobby, but that's a f?ckin' conversation killer.
If You Swallow Chewing Gum, It Will Wrap Around Your Heart And Kill You
I am sure theres many more..