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Silly Things You Used To Believe As A Kid

If You Swallow Chewing Gum, It Will Wrap Around Your Heart And Kill You

 

 

I am sure theres many more..

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Tooth fairy.

 

We used to have a Labrador when I was a kid. It was busy chewing away at a bone when a bit flew off. I picked it up and noticed it looked very much like a tooth that the fairy had previously given me 2 shillings for.

I showed my dad and asked him whether or not he thought it'd fool the tooth fairy. "Try it." he replied.

So that night just before bed I nodded at dad and placed the bit of bone under the rug in front of the telly. Went to bed and smiled with the satisfaction that there was half a chance I was going to con the little person who collects all our teeth. After all, if this worked I was going to be a wealthy kid!

Next morning I ran downstairs and pulled back the rug. The tooth had gone and had been replaced by a fucking washer!

It must have been a Sunday because I remember running upstairs to show dad who was in bed with his paper, pissing his sides.

The Yorkshire Ripper might live in the next street

 

 

eating your crusts off bread will give you curly hair.

Too much wanking will make you go blind!

 

As it goes all i got was a right bicep to rival Arnies.

puting you ear to a girls nippel you can here when you fire you muck up them :pardon:

puting you ear to a girls nippel you can here when you fire you muck up them :pardon:

 

Read the question D. Note the use of AS A KID to differentiate it from Silly Things You Still Believe!

puting you ear to a girls nippel you can here when you fire you muck up them :pardon:

 

=D> The sheer quality of WW ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

Shakes head and wonders what the fuck goes on in Little Whitts mind biggrin.gif

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Read the question D. Note the use of AS A KID to differentiate it from Silly Things You Still Believe!

 

the thing is LW probably was a sexual deviant even as a child

Shakes head and wonders what the fuck goes on in Little Whitts mind biggrin.gif

 

 

I wonder if he's missing that little bit in your brain that says to you 'probably best you don't say that mate."

I wonder if he's missing that little bit in your brain that says to you 'probably best you don't say that mate."

 

If I were the post police; which I'm not; I'd pull you up for the incorrect use of "I wonder if . . . " which, to be honest, makes it sound as though you wonder if!

I used to believe that there was no way on gods earth somebody could be as daft as Little Whitt! :whistle:

That Darwen tower was a a space rocket

Being an out of town BWFC supporter, I thought places in Bolton were named after players

 

This was due to Simon Farnworth

If I were the post police; which I'm not; I'd pull you up for the incorrect use of "I wonder if . . . " which, to be honest, makes it sound as though you wonder if!

You're right, Michael.

 

I wonder why he's missing that little bit in your brain that says to you 'probably best you don't say that mate."

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Tony Philiskirk and David Reeves sung in a Band called Bros

and when you licked a bird out you got spots round your mouth and you mum & dad would know what you had been up to or down on i should say :dribble:

and its getting better...

and when you licked a bird out you got spots round your mouth and you mum & dad would know what you had been up to or down on i should say :dribble:

 

 

AS A KID! HOW MANY TIMES? NOT LAST WEEK, LAST MONTH, LAST FUCKING YEAR!

AS A KID! HOW MANY TIMES? NOT LAST WEEK, LAST MONTH, LAST FUCKING YEAR!

I dunno Micky, from his posts he could easily still be in childhood

Chinese wimmins minges go side to side instead of front to back.

and when you licked a bird out you got spots round your mouth and you mum & dad would know what you had been up to or down on i should say dribble.gif

 

It gets better!!

 

One can only imagine the skanky crusty cunted munters he's been with.

I dunno Micky, from his posts he could easily still be in childhood

 

 

One who has his own classroom assistant for every lesson.

I used to think (as my dad is an amputee) that all men had a leg amputated at about 30........... :(.

I used to think (as my dad is an amputee) that all men had a leg amputated at about 30........... :(.

 

No disrespect Bobby, but that's a f?ckin' conversation killer.

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