Smiffs Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 OK. Promise not to wipe it on your clothes either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 OK. Promise not to wipe it on your clothes either. There's a box of hankies next to the lingerie drawer. Always thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Last time I looked that drawer was full of toys and the knickers were stuffed in the sock drawer. Not that I went perving in your room when I went for a shit or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 You had a shit on my toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 You had a shit on my toilet? You sound surprised. Did you expect him to shit in your bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 You sound surprised. Did you expect him to shit in your bath? No, surprise as in, he did that without permission? Guests should ask first if they may drop the kids off in your pool! It's manners is that. He clearly saw the quilted bog roll, easy reading material and took an opportunistic one. The cheeky get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 You had a shit on my toilet? I might as well get it all over and done with so here goes.... I wanked in your mucky knicker basket as well. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 ok sorry to disrupt your love affair but the tickets are no longer up for sale, his sister is having them. not that the rush was threatening to knock anyone over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Wanking in a mucky knicker basket is acceptable, however, putting them on your head first puts you in the Whitt deviant category. Ani, am I to presume you don't want a copy of the lezzer video then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Do you need a production team. If you're going to make one you might as well do it properly. I've got 2 cameras / equipment / editing suite, and I've done a few weddings. This just seems like a natural progression. Oh aye, I'm local, and i've just checked my diary and I'm available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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