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Rag Week Winge

Reet, Car insurance has been paid and the policy runs out on the 9th June.

All was well.

I recieved a letter to say a payment to my insurance company has bounced and rang them to query it.

The insurance company say this was as a deposit for my new policy.

They havnt even sent out a renewal policy for me to look at.

They have admitted they havnt sent me anything but the still attempted to take moey as a deposit for something i didnt know anout.

 

No doubt they will have me sticthed up via the terms and conditions somewhere.

 

So do i

 

Kick the woman who answered in the front bum with pre sharpened winkle pickers

or

take an early dart from work and turn up at the office with a petrol can and a lighter.

Edited by Missus C

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I pay mine annually, and when I saw the clause saying that they would do what hours did to you, I wrote them a letter saying over my dead body and told them to conform in writing that they wouldn't.

 

Think it's new legislation that they are able to do this HOWEVER I'm pretty sure it's not legal to take money from you without telling you in advance how much.

PS sorry for the serious answer. Torch their HQ building.

Smear yourself in human muck and then run through the building waving nun chuckers round your head. Once you extablish who the thief is, end your dirty protest by throwing yourself upon them

 

Oh and don't forget to rabbit punch them in the vagina too

Flicking your bean is the only course of action.

Sell your car, walk everywhere, simple, another woman off the roads. :D =@

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Sell your car, walk everywhere, simple, another woman off the roads. :D =@

 

 

I shall use my private Jet, f*ck you...peasant! :whistle:

Read the title quickly and thought it said

 

Rag week minge

 

Don't really know why I opened the bloody thread

I have consulted some women in the office for you

 

They seem to think that posting pictures on here of your busters smothered in jam will help.

 

I can't decide if it will but will know more once the pics are up.

 

Apricot preferred, but not overfussy.

Spider, asking Missus C to show you her tits is akin to asking me.

Schoolboy error of epic proportions.

 

Deary me.

Spider, asking Missus C to show you her tits is akin to asking me.

Schoolboy error of epic proportions.

 

Deary me.

 

I don't want to see them. It was just the only advice I could get from asking around. The naturists in my office suggested it would be cathartic.

 

I'm more interested in the jam.

 

I love jam, me.

So, are you saying Missus C's got shit tits?

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So, are you saying Missus C's got shit tits?

 

Hound him NB! Hound him!

So, are you saying Missus C's got shit tits?

 

Is this a cleveland steamer question?

Is this a cleveland steamer question?

 

 

Watershed, Spider, watershed!

Watershed, Spider, watershed!

 

Look here you

 

There's a lot at stake here. The poor girl has been bank raped and you just want to bring busters covered in jam into it.

 

I'm trying to help and all you can do is talk about nipples.

 

Unless you're volunteering to put the jam on?

She'll have had the letter & misplaced it. Ignore her.

 

I don't like jam but nutella and you may have a deal.

Read the title quickly and thought it said

 

Rag week minge

 

Don't really know why I opened the bloody thread

 

HAHAHAHA ::lol::

 

I have a warped mind.

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She'll have had the letter & misplaced it. Ignore her.

 

I don't like jam but nutella and you may have a deal.

 

 

No no NB, they even told me they hadnt sent the letter! theyre even spaccier than me!

Ive got a jar of Nutella.

She'll have had the letter & misplaced it. Ignore her.

 

I don't like jam but nutella and you may have a deal.

 

I'm trying to play a cool hand here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Deal.

 

On one condition, you're not allowed to use the little plastic spoon from the jar.

Reet, Car insurance has been paid and the policy runs out on the 9th June.

All was well.

I recieved a letter to say a payment to my insurance company has bounced and rang them to query it.

The insurance company say this was as a deposit for my new policy.

They havnt even sent out a renewal policy for me to look at.

They have admitted they havnt sent me anything but the still attempted to take moey as a deposit for something i didnt know anout.

 

No doubt they will have me sticthed up via the terms and conditions somewhere.

 

So do i

 

Kick the woman who answered in the front bum with pre sharpened winkle pickers

or

take an early dart from work and turn up at the office with a petrol can and a lighter.

 

they have to send your renewal docs, just threaten to go to ombudsman.

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they have to send your renewal docs, just threaten to go to ombudsman.

 

And would they then settle my 'bounced' charged from the Bank? or would that require petrol?

 

Thanks Ani.

Absolutely quality thread! I'm in stitches (obviously part from the money part).

 

Petrol bombing, dirty protests and rabbit punching a vagina!!!! Only on wanderers ways 8o)

HAHAHAHA <img src='http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':::lol:::' />

 

I have a warped mind.

Not particularly, the gag was meant

Reet, Car insurance has been paid and the policy runs out on the 9th June.

All was well.

I recieved a letter to say a payment to my insurance company has bounced and rang them to query it.

The insurance company say this was as a deposit for my new policy.

They havnt even sent out a renewal policy for me to look at.

They have admitted they havnt sent me anything but the still attempted to take moey as a deposit for something i didnt know anout.

 

No doubt they will have me sticthed up via the terms and conditions somewhere.

 

So do i

 

Kick the woman who answered in the front bum with pre sharpened winkle pickers

or

take an early dart from work and turn up at the office with a petrol can and a lighter.

 

 

you with Swinton by any chance.. ??

Reet, ask them for a renewal offer in writing, then shop around (including obtaining a new quote online from your existing company), they always charge extra to those who automatically renew. and most sites offer additional discount for taking out a policy on line

 

I was with privilege for 10 yrs and if the renewal was ?500, i would immediatly get a new quote from Privilege.com, it was always at least 15% cheaper, as I was in effect qualifying for a new customer discount.

All it then took was a phone call to transfer over my NCB and it was sorted.

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