Err choice between gym or drugs, errr dunno I like em both.

 

Quality

Just watching it on +1.... have watched the other episodes, been fascinating so far..

Strangeways looks a decent place compared to that Miami megajail that Louis Theroux was in last night.

I have Sky+ the Louis Theroux one - think I need a stiff drink before I watch that one...

Strangeways looks a decent place compared to that Miami megajail that Louis Theroux was in last night.

 

I have that on the sky+ worth a watch?

I have that on the sky+ worth a watch?

 

Certainly an eye opener.

Most of Theroux's docs are good, thought last nights was definately worth a watch, next weeks should be better

Miami Mega Jail isn't a touch on 'Behind Bars'.

 

Waiting for Louis to visit Bhangkok Hilton or a South African prison.

The Loius Theroux programme needed subtitles with all the gangsta brother talk.

The Strangeways programme is just depressing imo.

 

Burndens Bogs - Not a lover of prison type TV (but always ends up wathing 'em), things have moved on a bit since Prisoner cell block H.

Edited May 24, 201115 yr by Burndens Bogs

Yes I had Ceefax 888 on for Miami Mega Jail. It was a different language!

How much of a cunt was the lad with the 'wife' - taking on her 4 kids, none of which were his, one of which was still in nappies!

 

It'd be like a bucket of wallpaper paste would that. Tramp.

How much of a cunt was the lad with the 'wife' - taking on her 4 kids, none of which were his, one of which was still in nappies!

 

It'd be like a bucket of wallpaper paste would that. Tramp.

 

What got me about that little big 'family unit was that, while he was keeping his head down, hoping for an open prison with weekends off and stuff, she was busy winding him up about not getting involved enough with the kids and stuff. She looked to be about 5 seconds away from a slap which would have put his Cat D application back a few weeks.

What got me about that little big 'family unit was that, while he was keeping his head down, hoping for an open prison with weekends off and stuff, she was busy winding him up about not getting involved enough with the kids and stuff. She looked to be about 5 seconds away from a slap which would have put his Cat D application back a few weeks.

 

She looked like the chaviest bint walking god's green earth.

I thought her false eyelashes were dead cool

I thought her false eyelashes were dead cool

 

Really?

 

I prefered the patchy fake tan on her bingo wings.

That David Charlton's took out an injunction to stop the papers releasing stories about that chavy bint's affair with him...

Really?

 

I prefered the patchy fake tan on her bingo wings.

 

My girlfriend tried to convince me that getting a fake fan would be a good idea.

She was terrifying the life out of me and it wasnt me she was having a dig at!

For the record, i think those false eyelashes had been on steroids. How did she even open her eyes? They were ridiculous!

How much of a cunt was the lad with the 'wife' - taking on her 4 kids, none of which were his, one of which was still in nappies!

 

It'd be like a bucket of wallpaper paste would that. Tramp.

 

She was asked why your staying by him when he's inside...

 

She said "its because i want to spend the rest of my life with him"

 

What she really meant was...

 

coz no other fucker is a big enough mug to take on my 4 kids and deal with me the scrotiest specimen known to man living in a fucking dump of an house on benefits.

 

 

 

Its all about reading between the lines with these shows.

My girlfriend tried to convince me that getting a fake fan would be a good idea.

 

F?ck off. I'm not having that.

 

There's no way you've got a girlfriend

How much of a cunt was the lad with the 'wife' - taking on her 4 kids, none of which were his, one of which was still in nappies!

 

It'd be like a bucket of wallpaper paste would that. Tramp.

 

 

Nailed on she's fucking every dealer on her estate