a walking, talking, real life jim royle

He interviews well

 

I nearly choked then

 

Interviewer... What's your greatest weakness?

Jim Royle.......Diabetes

Edited June 7, 201115 yr by Danny G

Fucking waster should be put down.

comedy gold, question Dave whats your greatest weakness? answer sugar diabetes. who said scousers are not funny.

Davids turn next stand by

Haha even the jobmother has given up on the fat get.

I'm watching BBC1 Junior Doctors, Your Life In Their Hands. Some Geordie has just been admitted to A&E with a bog-brush rammed right up his Gary, it actually showed just the black spikey end sticking out. The 24 yr old female Dr was trying to twist it out and he was in agony, He claims he slipped on the wet bathroom floor and landed on it. Don't try this at home LW

I'm watching the Junior Doctors programme as well .... I don't beleive he slipped on the bathroom floor. I would have more respect if he said "it got stuck up my arse whilst I was wanking"....

Could you still see blobs of shit and wet bog paper on the bristles?

There's so much on the market these days for the Richard Gere types, so why use a bog brush? Weirdo.

Could you still see blobs of shit and wet bog paper on the bristles?

 

I'd of nearly believed him it there was but no, it looked a clean new one. Guilty of being a dirty kinky gay perv !!

I'd of nearly believed him it there was but no, it looked a clean new one. Guilty of being a dirty kinky gay perv !!

 

 

It's not gay if it's not a widgie apparently.

It's not gay if it's not a widgie apparently.

 

Apparently it's supposed to be amazing a chick wiggling a finger up yer arse for us chaps, why did he push it right up??

"apparently it's supposed to be" , yea right, tell us the rutty you have haven't you?

Sorry, meant truth

Apparently it's supposed to be amazing a chick wiggling a finger up yer arse for us chaps, why did he push it right up??

 

referred to in the urban dic as lucky 7s

"apparently it's supposed to be" , yea right, tell us the rutty you have haven't you?

 

I might let a bird do it one day, I don't know

I might let a bird do it one day, I don't know

 

 

Shut up! Every bloke's had a finger up their bum at least once, surely!

Shut up! Every bloke's had a finger up their bum at least once, surely!

 

NB the bum fingerer

Shut up! Every bloke's had a finger up their bum at least once, surely!

 

not even 'by accident'

Shut up! Every bloke's had a finger up their bum at least once, surely!

 

Has every woman had a cock up theirs?

 

Has every woman had a cock up theirs?

 

 

I reckon if a bird won't let you she's tried it and don't like it, if they let you they're only after getting you tied down. The thought that someones kicked your Doreens back door in is a pisser because she's loved them more than you. Or is it me just being paranoid and reading too much into them???

I reckon if a bird won't let you she's tried it and don't like it, if they let you they're only after getting you tied down. The thought that someones kicked your Doreens back door in is a pisser because she's loved them more than you. Or is it me just being paranoid and reading too much into them???

 

Thats why wimmin are such complicated creatures.

 

There is another angle to consider.

 

If she says no, she's tried it before, but you have a much bigger cock than the one she tried it with before.

 

If she says yes, she's tried it before, and knows full well she can take that yours with ease.

 

The consoling thought is seeing an ex with her partner and thinking, 'I've done her up the bum'.

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The consoling thought is seeing an ex with her partner and thinking, 'I've done her up the bum'.

 

And got the video on my phone to prove it

Got it?

 

Its on fucking Youporn!!