I'm going watching her at the Apollo later in the year.

 

There. My dirty little secret is out.

Sorry, rules is rules:

 

what sort of breakfast would she want?

what sort of breakfast would she want?

 

Cornflakes, obviously

 

Drizzled in my man milk.

didn't she have a no 1(carefull little whit) with a dancey type song

didn't she have a no 1(carefull little whit) with a dancey type song

 

SOrt of

 

Armand Van Helden mixed one of her songs but in truth it sounded absolutely fuck all like the original.

 

The original is shit, to be fair to the ginger minx. But she can belt out a whimsical piano number if that sort of thing works for you.

Blue Skies, a tune by Brian Transeau (BT) is a complete remix of a song by Tori Amos. Quality tune!

 

Interesting fact. When she sent the song to BT to see what he could do with it, nowhere in her original song did she actually say the words "Blue" or "Skies" - he simply digitally fucked about with her syllables. The man's a genius.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSZof1fxJps

didn't she have a no 1(carefull little whit) with a dancey type song

 

Think you're thinking of Professional Widow.

She looks beautiful in that picture

She looks beautiful in that picture

 

Would you:

a) Shag her?

Bum her?

c) Pretend she was your cousin and finger her?

Edited July 14, 201115 yr by athywhite1958

Would you:

a) Shag her?

Bum her?

c) Pretend she was your cousin and finger her?

 

Or D ) photoshop her with an okocha mask on

Did your uncle give you an hiding for gettin finger pie off his daughter?

Why are people carrying on a sick made up joke from BA on here, it was something I admitted to that got way out of control and dicks like Dave and Natasha making stuff up, they kept mentioning fingering underage girls, a reason why I haven't posted on there for a long time.

 

It's not even funny, it's just sick and illegal talk.

Did your uncle give you an hiding for gettin finger pie off his daughter?

 

Ha ha ha ha ha

Why are people carrying on a sick made up joke from BA on here, it was something I admitted to that got way out of control and dicks like Dave and Natasha making stuff up, they kept mentioning fingering underage girls, a reason why I haven't posted on there for a long time.

 

It's not even funny, it's just sick and illegal talk.

 

You've answered your own question there

No I haven't because I never mentioned anything about fingering, I really shake my head at the people making up these sick jokes about underage girls.

 

Though I've been trying my best to ignore a lot of your abuse and quoting me all the time, I will say this, from what I'm aware you're not on Burnden Aces, I think you got the link from BarryK and have continued the lies onto this site, Sluffy asked via email for the sick jokes to stop, but they still continued, I hope the mods on here don't allow it to continue, afterall Sharps got banned for his joke, it's not the same but it's still making sexual jokes about young people.

No I haven't because I never mentioned anything about fingering, I really shake my head at the people making up these sick jokes about underage girls.

 

Though I've been trying my best to ignore a lot of your abuse and quoting me all the time, I will say this, from what I'm aware you're not on Burnden Aces, I think you got the link from BarryK and have continued the lies onto this site, Sluffy asked via email for the sick jokes to stop, but they still continued, I hope the mods on here don't allow it to continue, afterall Sharps got banned for his joke, it's not the same but it's still making sexual jokes about young people.

 

 

So, come on then Diddles, here's your chance to put the story straight and end these nasty rumours.

 

What actually happened? Did you merely fondle her breasts?

No I haven't because I never mentioned anything about fingering, I really shake my head at the people making up these sick jokes about underage girls.

 

Though I've been trying my best to ignore a lot of your abuse and quoting me all the time, I will say this, from what I'm aware you're not on Burnden Aces, I think you got the link from BarryK and have continued the lies onto this site, Sluffy asked via email for the sick jokes to stop, but they still continued, I hope the mods on here don't allow it to continue, afterall Sharps got banned for his joke, it's not the same but it's still making sexual jokes about young people.

 

 

I am on BA, you have admitted to admitting to it, WTF are you doing up before midday?

I will stop responding in any way to any of your posts as long as you stop behaving like a 5 year old with a new green crayon and a sci-fi comic.

Deal?

I'm only saying this once more.

 

Basically we were both at school and the same age.

 

We started going out, went to Chester on a coach with School, if I went out with her then her mate would go out with my mate. Very childish .

 

My mums sister's [My Aunt] husband died.

 

At the funeral I saw my Girlfriend

 

Turns out she was my Uncle's Granddaughter

 

Now I'm not really sure how exactly that makes us related, but people have said cousin, though my Auntie's husband wasn't my sisters real brother[not on her side of the family]

 

We ended it as soon as, still friends like, bit awkward though.

 

All we did was just kiss, it wasn't really anything serious, I was more into my football etc than thinking about sexual stuff, I know some lads are actively into that stuff at different ages.

 

It obviously wouldn't have happened if we knew, but without making a joke, can anyone honestly say they ask if they're in any way related when starting dating someone.

 

I would of thought I would have known, but I didn't really go to this particular Aunt's house a lot and I never saw her when I did, no clue whatsoever.

 

So that's it really, bit embarrassing I s'pose, but not as embarrassing as people making lies and stuff up that they want believe, it's not even banter, unless banter is a word to describe the act of a dickhead.

 

Mock me for going out with her by all means but to talk about sexual stuff isn't right in my eyes, not sure why it was allowed to continue really, they knew her age but made things up, so I can only assume they are not only trying to bully, but also have weird thoughts in their head, do you really think anyone would like to have these lies mafe up about them, it was bad enough that we dated, but to lie and make me look worse is the act of a dickhead like I said earlier.

So your uncle is the girls grandad? I haven't got the time or the inclination but there are some age differences around that lot

Who gives a fcuk

Edited July 15, 201115 yr by athywhite1958

He was older than my Aunt, he was also a heavy smoker which made him look older also.

She looks beautiful in that picture

 

I don't think you'd be so keen to get your finger wet now.She's 47 not that hot young thing in the photograph.

Ah reet...............

I've just Googled her name with 2011 and she doesn't look in any way the same.

What in the name of fuckery has she done to herself?