Yes.

 

 

Fuck it, turn out in a burka.

 

I can see Smiffs getting banged up for drunkenly groping a nun on her way home.

Even Nuns need loving.

Especially the blue ones.

I hope I do see some of you around town .... would be nice to put faces to names (I think!!), and could do with someone to share a taxi back to Horwich

I hope I do see some of you around town .... would be nice to put faces to names (I think!!), and could do with someone to share a taxi back to Horwich

 

 

You can share a taxi back to Leigh with me. Cracking pile of ironing for you here.

 

You can share a taxi back to Leigh with me. Cracking pile of ironing for you here.

 

 

I don't even do my husbands ironing, never mind anyone else's!

My wife stopped doing that too once upon a time.

 

So I shagged her mate.

 

Think on.

 

I don't even do my husbands ironing, never mind anyone else's!

how tall are you will i reach your tits if i wanted a grope

My wife stopped doing that too once upon a time.

 

So I shagged her mate.

 

Think on.

 

 

We have a nice lady that collects the ironing, irons it, then drops it back at the house ......

 

You're only reason for shagging her mate was her lack of ironing?? crikey!

You're only reason for shagging her mate was her lack of ironing?? crikey!

 

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

how tall are you will i reach your tits if i wanted a grope

 

5' 4" ... so unless you are a dwarf you should be ok. Saying that, if you tried to grope me I'd knee you in the balls and punch you in the face - up to you if it's worth the pain...

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

 

Was she attractive though, or just handing with her stiffening starch ??

5' 4" ... so unless you are a dwarf you should be ok. Saying that, if you tried to grope me I'd knee you in the balls and punch you in the face - up to you if it's worth the pain...

 

You're safe unless you see someone coming towards you with a set of step ladders

5' 4" ... so unless you are a dwarf you should be ok. Saying that, if you tried to grope me I'd knee you in the balls and punch you in the face - up to you if it's worth the pain...

 

He'll be having a wank just reading that reply over and over again!

Was she attractive though, or just handing with her stiffening starch ??

 

Attractive? Who knows?

 

Men don't look at women's faces, you know.

... so if any of you see a 5'4" woman, with a decent rack, in a blue/green dress with matching nail polish, come and say hello

If you wake up down that alley next to Durty Gurty's and you can't remember anything

 

It's nowt to do with me

::... so if any of you see a 5'4" woman, with a decent rack, in a blue/green dress with blood dripping from her knuckles, you'll know I met Little Whitt!

 

That's better.

::... so if any of you see a 5'4" woman, with a decent rack,AND LITTLE WHITTs HANDS ALLOVER THEM in a blue/green dress with matching nail polish, come and say hello

forgot!!

still at bastard work!

Gutted couldnt make tonight....enjoy! You set of cunts.xx

 

You're only reason for shagging her mate was her lack of ironing?? crikey!

 

I live in Leigh love.....we have standards.

I convinced myself that I saw you all in The Spinning Mule - there was a group of people talking about Wanderers anyway, all men & 1 woman ....

I convinced myself that I saw you all in The Spinning Mule - there was a group of people talking about Wanderers anyway, all men & 1 woman ....

 

 

There were 2 wimmin though to be fair I do look like a lezzer.