October 26, 201114 yr ......in Perth. The Royal couple arrived around 5 hours ago and the weather has turned. Bloody raining. Never mind, The Queen is here for the next 3 days for CHOGM and I may yet get the opportunity to throw my crombie over a puddle for her. GSTQ.
October 27, 201114 yr With out sounding too Royalist, bet there's a few country's in the world wish they had our Monarchy and tradition. Try the whole of the USofA. They love pomp and ceromony do them septics!
October 27, 201114 yr In Perth today:- "WTF is this, Philip?" Why has mad Lizzie got a lightshade on her head?
October 27, 201114 yr Author Why has mad Lizzie got a lightshade on her head? For circumnavigating the globe?
October 27, 201114 yr Author Why don't the convicts get their own queen rather than nicking ours? Every time they push the Republic, it gets voted down because of affection for the Queen. It looked like this may change once this wonderful lady passes on in 15-20 years but the prospect of Kate & King William has the Aussies panting for it. There'll be no changes to the set up for a long while down here. They realise that a constitutional monarch is the best independent arbiter.
October 27, 201114 yr Why has mad Lizzie got a lightshade on her head? why is she wearing white gloves as well, is she going to be officiating a snooker match?
October 28, 201114 yr why is she wearing white gloves as well, is she going to be officiating a snooker match? She doesn't want to leave any prints at the scene of a crime.
October 28, 201114 yr In Perth today:- "WTF is this, Philip?" "Burley.. isn't that a small town near Bolton Phillip ??" Edited October 28, 201114 yr by only1swanny
October 28, 201114 yr Why has mad Lizzie got a lightshade on her head? why is she wearing white gloves as well, is she going to be officiating a snooker match? Why has she got a slug near her left collar bone, probably enjoying all that blue icing. Edited October 28, 201114 yr by Didledee
October 30, 201114 yr Author I'm very disappointed in the lack of updates from our Royal Correspondent. Sack the cunt
October 30, 201114 yr If she gets stuck in Oz as a result of this Qantas brouhaha then we'll need a stand in for the queening business. I think Rita Fairclough could carry it off.
October 30, 201114 yr If she gets stuck in Oz as a result of this Qantas brouhaha then we'll need a stand in for the queening business. I think Rita Fairclough could carry it off. Smiley
October 31, 201114 yr Author The thought of Her Majesty being attended to by Qantas woofters and trolley dollies is preposterous. RAF with MI6 and other security. Our version of Air Force One with Twinings and Pimms.
......in Perth. The Royal couple arrived around 5 hours ago and the weather has turned. Bloody raining.
Never mind, The Queen is here for the next 3 days for CHOGM and I may yet get the opportunity to throw my crombie over a puddle for her.
GSTQ.