They take AA's actually!

 

Oh and one has a lithium battery. Is that stuff safe?

If you want radioactive quam, yes.

They take AA's actually!

 

Oh and one has a lithium battery. Is that stuff safe?

 

Only if it doesn't get damp

Good job the bin men are coming tomorrow. It's going in the wheely.

 

Acceptable Christmas gifts? A vibrating pig's cock sounds like an ideal gift.

They take size D's actually!

 

 

Good job the bin men are coming tomorrow. It's going in the wheely.

 

Acceptable Christmas gifts? A vibrating pig's cock sounds like an ideal gift.

 

It'll make her squeeeeeeel.

It'll make her squeeeeeeel.

 

No one else was taking you on for the punchline. I just felt sorry for you

No one else was taking you on for the punchline. I just felt sorry for you

That's kind. Most people just pity me.

That's kind. Most people just pity me.

 

 

Birds love humility. Act numb, make them laugh, get them a Taboo and Lemonade. Knickers off for a sympathy shag.

Birds love humility. Act numb, make them laugh, get them a Taboo and Lemonade. Knickers off for a sympathy shag.

 

What if I asked 'can i have a go on you'. Like on a waltzer or sommat.

 

Would that work too?

What if I asked 'can i have a go on you'. Like on a waltzer or sommat.

 

Would that work too?

 

Scream if you wanna go faster? Probably not.

Also, dont forget we're not like yoghurt pots either.

Maybe that might be the time he needs to start learning that we don't always get what we want.

 

By the sounds of it that doesn't seem to happen as much as when I was a kid.

 

They get rewarded well.

 

Lad did his Christmas list, and he only wanted the Kinnect, he didn't want anything else !!!

They take AA's actually!

 

Oh and one has a lithium battery. Is that stuff safe?

 

Why would you need more than one?........ Oh...... Wait...... Nevermind.

 

barryk32, never been more shocked.

Why would you need more than one?........ Oh...... Wait...... Nevermind.

 

barryk32, never been more shocked.

 

 

Baz, it's a cracking way of having grown up fun without having to make a baby

Two at a time though?

my lads 10 months old and hasnt the foggiest idea its christmas.i suggested to the wife that we just all his old toys,wrap them and give him them? saves us a fortune and hes over the moon at ripping wrapping paper up,everyones a winner!

Two at a time though?

 

One to play with and one to throw for the dog to keep her occupied.

One to play with and one to throw for the dog to keep her occupied.

 

 

I've just let out a bit of wee!

Bad man!

Two up th'owd Aris.

A sock filled with cinders from the fire topped with a tangerine.

 

Everyone seems to be getting f*cking I-pads 'kin ell I'll can tell you, from personal experience*, that LCD screens coupled with wrapping paper/tinsel and other shit strewn everywhere and p*ssed up people coming and going and clodhopping everywhere don't make for a good scenario.

 

* When I was 8 the screen of my 'Grandstand' Pacman game/watch (which wasn't actually owt like a watch) got smashed to buggery on Xmas day by some clumsy adult

 

Last Christmas a hackbook I got for my nephew got smashed on Boxing day - and it was by the same p*sspot (his Dad - he was my sister's boyfriend all them years back).

Edited December 6, 201114 yr by Youri McAnespie

A sock filled with cinders from the fire topped with a tangerine.

 

Everyone seems to be getting f*cking I-pads 'kin ell I'll can tell you, from personal experience*, that LCD screens coupled with wrapping paper/tinsel and other shit strewn everywhere and p*ssed up people coming and going and clodhopping everywhere don't make for a good scenario.

 

* When I was 8 the screen of my 'Grandstand' Pacman game/watch (which wasn't actually owt like a watch) got smashed to buggery on Xmas day by some clumsy adult

 

Last Christmas a hackbook I got for my nephew got smashed on Boxing day - and it was by the same p*sspot (his Dad - he was my sister's boyfriend all them years back).

 

Is this him?

 

Could be, just scatter about 4-5 empty wine bottles around and that'd be him...

 

The thing was, I'd got my niece a pair of 'gravity boots' for her present - when I got told it (the hackbook) had been broke I'd have put my house on her being the culprit.

 

But no...it wasn't a kid in 'jumpy round' footwear, it was a middle-aged buffoon ruining another Xmas

Edited December 6, 201114 yr by Youri McAnespie

My daughter will be 7 months by the 25th, so what's the point in getting her anything? Just going to wrap up some of her toys and let her tear shit up, big style.