i was on my dinner today and nipped in a butty shop in layton.when this guy passed me on my way in.i was hit with a waft of a tangy/sour milk kind of smell.then it all came flooding back! ....it was that dosser smell! the very same smell id not smelt since school!

 

every school year must of had that one kid that stunk,that one poor soul was tagged a dosser.

 

mine was a girl called shelly emery,nicknamed smelly emery.i went through primary and secondry school with her,and i just to god things have turned out better for her.she had it rough.she always came to school on non uniform day,in her uniform becasue her alcoholic mum couldnt afford the 50p,or had nowt to dress her in.

i once sat behind her and noticed a full on infestation of nits..with big green rash to boot.she also used to piss herself in class all the time.

 

who was your school dosser? and do you remember that smell!?

We had one,at junior school, he was ginger and smelt of wee.

I heard he died a few years ago by going head long into a motorway sign on his bike.

 

Poor lad.

We had a family called the Billingtons, we used to play 'billy tick', looking back it was cruel bullying

The Gilmour family when i attended Holy Family in Boothstown was rough, had two boys and not a pair of proper short pants between them. Our trip to the new baths in Tyldesley in 1964 they managed to turn the footbaths black with there feet.

We had a girl who's personal hygiene was horrendous and I've never met anyone as lazy as her but her uniform was always clean. I was reading her comments on Facebook a few weeks back and she did it on purpose because she told a teacher something very personal in confidence and the teacher spilled the beans to all, it was her way at getting her own back. Strange story but true

The most minging person i have ever come across was a women who walked upstairs on a bus i was on. I was heading towards Wiggin on a very hot day, she had had a massive coat on and the smell what came off her was the worst ever, it was a mixture of pig shit,stale sweat and rotting fish.I have never seen more folk rush downstairs to get away from that smell.

There was a lad at our primary school who used to drink puddle water with a straw.

There was a lad at our primary school who used to drink puddle water with a straw............

 

 

.............and grew up to support the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I've seen the full range of squalid houses with dirty bastards living in these conditions in my two spells as a meter reader... Some of the sights I've seen I can scarcely believe myself never mind expect other people to believe my stories.

 

One house has a pile of about a yard high in the corner of shitty nappies in the kitchen.. the stench was gut wrenching... and to think of someone eating food prepared there is sickening.

 

Dog shit all over the floor was quite a common sight but to see a baby crawling about the floor amongst it isn't pleasant.

 

another guy, who was obviously retarded in some way kept about (without exaggerating) 1000 bottles of milk on his stairs (upstairs flat) and right throughout his house, there was only a narrow path to walk through. The bottles were mostly full but had been there for years and years. They were all colours of the rainbow and I've never smelled anything like it... putrid!! I never actually met the guy, every time i went he was at work and his downstairs neighbour let me in... the first time i went he told me what to expect and I thought... Aye right... it can't be that bad"... it was worse!!after the first time I took 4 or 5 deep breaths at the bottom of the stairs and ran up, read the meter and ran back out before inputting the reading into computer... I only had to take 2 breaths then

 

Some people are lower than animals

Edited December 29, 201114 yr by jazza

had a lad we chased allways shit is pants nuggets would come out the bottom of is pants

fengshui emptied a hostel in germany when he took his trainers off, never ever smelt anything that bad

Edited December 29, 201114 yr by anewman