jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie!! Boiled potatoes and mushy peas!! Edited December 29, 2011 by jazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 29, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) ??? Medium rare fillet steak, blood being the only sauce Or full English breakfast Both can be immense or a complete disaster And that depends on the chef not the ingredients Edited December 29, 2011 by HomerJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The True Marple White Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Fucking bog wash food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 29, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2011 Jazza It looks like a verruca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Jazza, do you also partake in Vesta Chow Mein & Campbells Meatballs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie!! Boiled potatoes and mushy peas!! my dog loves them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 I have a Steak and Ale one in the cupboard for next week sometime too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 I'll take you through the Fray Bentos delights.. On the top there is the crispy.. well burnt.. puff pastry which crumbles all over the fuckin' place when you try and cut it... that's if you haven't severed a finger whilst opening the tin then below that is a delightful gooey mush which melts in the mouth if it hasn't made you retch first then there is the filling which it would be unfair to describe as pedigree chum... Chappie is more like it I am throwing my second one in the bin i tried for a bite but no success Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Jaz, I'll post you some food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 a food parcel... how low have I sunk? hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 We could set up a Feed the Jaz campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 wanderersways aid parcel!! ill chuck in a couple of specialist dvd's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 I could do with a bit of starvation... i'm still 17 stones despite having lost 2 stones since May I ate it, but that "pie" was nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Jaz, I'll post you some healthy food Get a bit of couscous down you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 I would rather eat my vomit from the previous night than put something called "cous-cous" in my mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted December 29, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2011 try weight watchers,.............it'll be free to join in jan. guaranteed to loose 3 stone in a year if you stick to it.| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) and i might even be able to have a treat once every 3 months!!! whoopeee Edited December 29, 2011 by jazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted December 29, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2011 and i might even be able to have a treat once every 3 months!!! whoopeee i lost 1 1/2 stone in 12 weeks and did not stop drinking. eat healthy food, and a bit of exercise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 i lost 1 1/2 stone in 12 weeks and did not stop drinking. eat healthy food, and a bit of exercise Ahh.. I think I've found the flaw in your plan there is "drinking" and there is what I do... it's still drinking but on a much grander scale. I don't eat a lot and on the most part eat very healthily... I also have been exercising regularly but the 20 cans a nnight just seems to tip things the wrong way. I'm not bothered about my weight, it is a symptom rather than the problem i am cutting right down after New Year... I'm sick of 1. having no money... 2 being able to drive nowhere ... 3 being overweight... 4 never being able to remember anything. 5 ... oh fuck i could go on but why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted December 29, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2011 Ahh.. I think I've found the flaw in your plan there is "drinking" and there is what I do... it's still drinking but on a much grander scale. I don't eat a lot and on the most part eat very healthily... I also have been exercising regularly but the 20 cans a nnight just seems to tip things the wrong way. I'm not bothered about my weight, it is a symptom rather than the problem i am cutting right down after New Year... I'm sick of 1. having no money... 2 being able to drive nowhere ... 3 being overweight... 4 never being able to remember anything. 5 ... oh fuck i could go on but why. i bet alcohol by volume you don't drink more than me.. cutting down won't do you any harm. loads of vulnerable women there, bit of support , bang !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 i bet alcohol by volume you don't drink more than me.. cutting down won't do you any harm. loads of vulnerable women there, bit of support , bang !! volume wise.. want a bet? i have 140 cans in my car to go to recycling when i'm sober enough to drive there plus the bottles that I haven't counted. I went to recycling last on 23rd Dec Plus I've had 2 good sessions in pub I'm not saying i could out drink anyone in a sprint but in a marathon i'd take a bit of beating I am the Lasse Viren of drinking I am going out New Years Day and when the session stops then I stop (prob July ) In all seriousness I am cutting right down from Jan 2nd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) Done well to get to 47 Good luck for 2012, but have a bazzin NYE Edited December 29, 2011 by boltondiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 Done well to get to 47 Good luck for 2012, but have a bazzin NYE You too G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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