anewman Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 wtf is all that about all over facebook and twitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Its national no smoking day so you must have to replace fags with willies and meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 It's an annual thing. Women have their day (Valentine's day) and now we have ours (Steak & BJ day). Everyone's happy.... well as long as you've got a cook and a cock-hungry lovely at your disposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted March 14, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 both done finished in 4 mins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Steak and Blow Job day sounds lots more fun than Valentines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Ive never heard of it before. When did this 'Annual' thing start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Ive never heard of it before. When did this 'Annual' thing start? This year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 is this a promotion restaurants are offering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 don't mind making myself a steak but the last time i gave myself a blowjob i had backache for a fortnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You know how some Mum's think it's cute and charming to send their sons a Valentines Day card... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 This year NB, what are you doing soming to my house with a dog and a cake on steak and blowjob day??? Youve got it mixed up you daft moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You know how some Mum's think it's cute and charming to send their sons a Valentines Day card... If they're a member of the Oedipus family maybe. Wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 NB, what are you doing soming to my house with a dog and a cake on steak and blowjob day??? Youve got it mixed up you daft moo I'm giving you a cake to look after my little angel whilst I go and eat steak and.........Did I forget to mention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I shall content myself with bleach flavoured yoghurt whilst i dog sit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I shall content myself with bleach flavoured yoghurt whilst i dog sit Have you still got pauper Sky? Do we need to go to the pub instead then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizz Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 ham shank for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I am still a BCW ( basic channel wanker -for you non believers) before that i was an FT ( freeview tramp) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I am still a BCW ( basic channel wanker -for you non believers) before that i was an FT ( freeview tramp) Pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 The wife has come home with steaks for tea. I'm off to wash my cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 14, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 wife just rang me, saying she's off to her mums and theres salmon in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 The wife has come home with steaks for tea. I'm off to wash my cock! maybe you shouldnt, she might like proper Eau de man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Fuck knows where I stand then, we've got Lasgne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Im going to bake a pie and kill two birds with one stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 Fuck knows where I stand then, we've got Lasgne let it cool a bit and put your cock in it and fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 14, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 Steak and Blow Job day sounds lots more fun than Valentines. Well I've just been told the hair dryer needs fixing, so I'll fetch this pound of rib eye round to yours shall I? And the steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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