wtf is all that about all over facebook and twitter?

Its national no smoking day so you must have to replace fags with willies and meat

It's an annual thing.

 

Women have their day (Valentine's day) and now we have ours (Steak & BJ day).

 

Everyone's happy.... well as long as you've got a cook and a cock-hungry lovely at your disposal.

both done finished in 4 mins?

Steak and Blow Job day sounds lots more fun than Valentines.

Ive never heard of it before. When did this 'Annual' thing start?

Ive never heard of it before. When did this 'Annual' thing start?

 

This year

is this a promotion restaurants are offering?

don't mind making myself a steak but the last time i gave myself a blowjob i had backache for a fortnight

You know how some Mum's think it's cute and charming to send their sons a Valentines Day card...

This year

 

NB, what are you doing soming to my house with a dog and a cake on steak and blowjob day???

Youve got it mixed up you daft moo

You know how some Mum's think it's cute and charming to send their sons a Valentines Day card...

 

 

If they're a member of the Oedipus family maybe. Wrong!

NB, what are you doing soming to my house with a dog and a cake on steak and blowjob day???

Youve got it mixed up you daft moo

 

I'm giving you a cake to look after my little angel whilst I go and eat steak and.........Did I forget to mention?

I shall content myself with bleach flavoured yoghurt whilst i dog sit

I shall content myself with bleach flavoured yoghurt whilst i dog sit

 

Have you still got pauper Sky? Do we need to go to the pub instead then?

ham shank for me.

I am still a BCW ( basic channel wanker -for you non believers)

before that i was an FT ( freeview tramp)

I am still a BCW ( basic channel wanker -for you non believers)

before that i was an FT ( freeview tramp)

Pub.

The wife has come home with steaks for tea.

 

I'm off to wash my cock!

wife just rang me, saying she's off to her mums and theres salmon in the fridge.

The wife has come home with steaks for tea.

 

I'm off to wash my cock!

 

maybe you shouldnt, she might like proper Eau de man

Fuck knows where I stand then, we've got Lasgne

Im going to bake a pie and kill two birds with one stone.

Fuck knows where I stand then, we've got Lasgne

 

 

let it cool a bit and put your cock in it and fuck it

Steak and Blow Job day sounds lots more fun than Valentines.

 

Well I've just been told the hair dryer needs fixing, so I'll fetch this pound of rib eye round to yours shall I?

 

And the steak.

 

 

Well I've just been told the hair dryer needs fixing, so I'll fetch this pound of rib eye round to yours shall I?

 

And the steak.

You must think me daft. You'll be off with my diffuser attachment the minute I turn my back to crank the George Foreman up! Tsk!

Edited March 14, 201214 yr by no balls