I know I'm going to get stick for this but anyhow, have a confession to make.

 

I think I might be one of those folk who's in the wrong body. You know when you gents go in the pub at tea time with a paper and a pint. Just to chill out for an hour or two, maybe watch the match?

 

Well, tonight I wanted to do that BUT can wimmin do that without the blokes thinking, "she's odd"?

 

So I've now got a Vimto and the football on my tv.

No

 

Next question

No

 

Next question

 

Sorry, I should've been specific. I was asking men who live in this century.

Fuck em..get to the pub!

you are odd

i dont see a problem with it unless its the SWAN

Go to the pub. It's your choice, sod blokes who think otherwise.

You can always rely on the deviants and arty types to talk sense

 

I might bob down now seeing as the Landlord's a Munich!

Fools never differ.

Depends on the pub. Where you thinking? ( guessing the Albert if it's a Munich)

Depends on the pub. Where you thinking? ( guessing the Albert if it's a Munich)

 

It was. To be fair, I know the landlord really well, but I can't be arsed now.

 

Sod it. I'll do it one night next week.

i've seen your mate BCG in alberts on her own, she managed it ok.

i've seen your mate BCG in alberts on her own, she managed it ok.

 

Yes, but she's a proper not right!

It was. To be fair, I know the landlord really well, but I can't be arsed now.

 

Sod it. I'll do it one night next week.

 

stop being a softy...i though you were top dog in horwich?

 

the number one rule about supping on your tod is make sure you take a paper!

 

blackpool gazette front to back=2 pints

 

mirror for me or any other red top= 3 pints

 

the times on a monday with the game=4 pints

 

all three?.....monday club special!!

Your not going to start hanging out in the flea pit with a pint of Black Cat and your own copy of the racing post are you?! NB I mean not Spider (he already does )

Your not going to start hanging out in the flea pit with a pint of Black Cat and your own copy of the racing post are you?! NB I mean not Spider (he already does )

 

I only go in Fat Franks under protest, as you well know! Real Ale Wanker!

You missed it when the barmaid asked your mate "house double"?

Get it done, i dont have an issue with doing that, and neither should you.

 

 

It was. To be fair, I know the landlord really well, but I can't be arsed now.

 

Sod it. I'll do it one night next week.

 

He's alright in small doses. His beers well looked after, give him that.

 

Just don't ask him about fishing. Zzzzzzz

 

 

He's alright in small doses. His beers well looked after, give him that.

 

Just don't ask him about fishing. Zzzzzzz

 

I've known him since he moved over here, trust me, I know all about the fishing & how Kidderminster is the centre of all things Fishomania!

 

 

I've known him since he moved over here, trust me, I know all about the fishing & how Kidderminster is the centre of all things Fishomania!

 

Sorry, I got to the Kidderminster bit then my eyes exploded with sheer panic that they may have to read about tench.

 

I'll send a beer to your table if I see you. With a brolly in it.

Just don't ask him about fishing. Zzzzzzz

 

Made that mistake when I bumped into him in the street!

Sorry, I got to the Kidderminster bit then my eyes exploded with sheer panic that they may have to read about tench.

 

I'll send a beer to your table if I see you. With a brolly in it.

 

Thanks, though I presume you haven't a clue what I look like so it may be a bit embarrasing for you if you get the wrong woman

 

 

Thanks, though I presume you haven't a clue what I look like so it may be a bit embarrasing for you if you get the wrong woman

 

Good point.

 

You have previously said on here that you have a very neat lady garden, so just wear a really short skirt and do a basic instinct manoeuvre every now and again. Reckon I'll figure it out.

 

If you get a pint paid on and the staff say it was by someone looking like Dolph Lundgren you'll know it was me.

 

Shampoo with Vosene. Mmmmm

 

It's a pub, not a brothel. Call in for an hour. The more ladies don't call in, the odder it looks when one does.

You're over eighteen, I presume, so it's ok.

You're not that woman who goes in the Crown with her bob-hat on are you ?

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the pub is a sanctuary for men to go to and unwind after a hard days work while the woman prepares supper amd sorts the kids out

 

the number one rule about supping on your tod is make sure you take a paper!

 

blackpool gazette front to back=2 pints

 

 

 

Whilst I agree about taking a paper; there's not much worse than sitting there reading beer mats; reading a paper from front to back though? That's just wrong. Always start at sport and read towards the front, anything else is a bit gay.

Whilst I agree about taking a paper; there's not much worse than sitting there reading beer mats; reading a paper from front to back though? That's just wrong. Always start at sport and read towards the front, anything else is a bit gay.

 

well in my defence my good man Micheal

 

im not blessed with having the bolton evening news as my local paper!

 

id much rather read in detail about the latest sprinkling off drugs,prostitution and alcohol related violence,before i glance upon what biased blackpool bull shit that steve kavanagh tit is on about today!

 

hope this loop hole is enough to save my name from being tarnished as a gayer.