On sunday morning bright and early as part of my run i will be running around the outside of the reebok. the only other time i've taken this route was westham and boro when each time we have stayed up., desperate times and all that.

were you Y backs on the outside too

Lucky boxers are going to be worn. Maybe over jeans for extra luck.

I will hoover the living room and dust what needs dusting it if needs it or not. I will have cheese on toast. And I will dig out what I think will be the lucky underpants for that match.

I will go to the match and sing my bollocks off, gonna work sooner or later.

As you know there are 4 turnstiles. Which one should I go in?

 

I never go in 2 because means nothing to me.

I sometimes go in 1 thinking we are number 1 and that's better than being number 2?

I sometimes go in number 3 thinking it will give us 3 points?

I sometimes go in number 4 thinking we will finish 4th from bottom?

 

On the basis that we have not been relegated for over 10 years I'm thinking number 4 is the way forward.

 

Football is mental!!

i dont do superstitions but i really cant see us getting beat on sunday,touch wood.

Lucky Duds are washed and waiting.

 

I will also piss in the left hand trough and aim directly at the oval advertising sticker until I have no piss left.

 

COYWM

Brilliant thread I've got too many to list its actually becoming a sort of paralysis due to how shit we've been this season

I'm very superstitious....

I'll start the day with a shower and a shit and a tactical puke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I'll get out of bed

Whatever superstitions you've been following this season: they're not working.

 

However, I think had the dearly-departed Trifecta been left unmolested all season, we'd have been challenging for Europe!