June 17, 201214 yr Had lamb steaks and a load of salad for tea and have not stopped farting for the last 2 hours. Didnt have a beer last night and had a massive lie in so its gotta be that. It smells like utter death. Mr H of ESL social club fame would be proud.
June 17, 201214 yr Had lamb steaks and a load of salad for tea and have not stopped farting for the last 2 hours. Didnt have a beer last night and had a massive lie in so its gotta be that. It smells like utter death. Mr H of ESL social club fame would be proud. had a few bevvies friday night and nailed out some good uns at the top of the lift shaft satdy morning, the lads were gagging i blame the ones from yates
June 17, 201214 yr I farted in the car earlier, just before getting out. The missus got in 30 minutes later and rang me to tell me what a revolting individual I am. I don't know what bowel cancer smells like, but it wouldn't surprise me if that's the current scent in the car.
June 17, 201214 yr Author I farted in the car earlier, just before getting out. The missus got in 30 minutes later and rang me to tell me what a revolting individual I am. I don't know what bowel cancer smells like, but it wouldn't surprise me if that's the current scent in the car. I did something similar by having a shit as the mrs was running the bath. I think ive ruined her night!
June 17, 201214 yr I did something similar by having a shit as the mrs was running the bath. I think ive ruined her night! As long as she flushed it before getting in the bath, I don't see her problem?
June 17, 201214 yr I did something similar by having a shit as the mrs was running the bath. I think ive ruined her night! You shat in the bath?
June 17, 201214 yr It smells like utter death. Mr H of ESL social club fame would be proud. Come on, Sinead, that's a brave statement to make. Another way you're all wired up differently. I dont think our boffs are anything like mens'.
June 17, 201214 yr Come on, Sinead, that's a brave statement to make. Another way you're all wired up differently. I dont think our boffs are anything like mens'. Women's are about 5 times worse. You bake them for a good hour before you can no longer hold it in.
June 17, 201214 yr Women's are about 5 times worse. You bake them for a good hour before you can no longer hold it in. Women's are about 5 times worse. You bake them for a good hour before you can no longer hold it in. I must be different then. For a big lass, I don't seem to be able to do it. I can burp a whole song (Freeez IOU being a favourite), but pumping, it's just not my fort?
June 17, 201214 yr I must be different then. For a big lass, I don't seem to be able to do it. I can burp a whole song (Freeez IOU being a favourite), but pumping, it's just not my fort? Fair play we are all different. My misses has never farted in front of me and we been together for 6 years (yes thats odd) but the females at work are a different kind of animal - i often heave at my desk.
June 17, 201214 yr I must be different then. For a big lass, I don't seem to be able to do it. I can burp a whole song (Freeez IOU being a favourite), but pumping, it's just not my fort? you spelt it wrong its farted not forte`......cant find where the umlet thing is on my keyboard !
June 17, 201214 yr Nowt better than your own fart making others wretch, but you know it's bad when you can't stand your own. Been on form after a roast beef tea tonight
June 17, 201214 yr The best ones are the ones that are that bad they infiltrate your dreams and then wake you up.
June 17, 201214 yr Given wimmin only shit about once a fortnight, you'd think they'd all wreak of rotten guts when they blow their bowel horn.
June 18, 201214 yr I never knew women farted til I got married. Holding her head under the covers not just for mine seems to have cured it to an extent.
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