November 13, 201213 yr Cracking! I may have to go without a visit this year ! I Heart you Benidorm! Enjoy pal. Bum some fatties for us.
November 13, 201213 yr Last time I went was 1992.... Vicky still doing the rounds? I saw her in 99 if she's still doing the rounds she's had a good fucking innings!
November 13, 201213 yr She was there in March when I visited. Pop in the Racing Post bookies for me pal, and call the cunt with Glasses a cunt from me Cafe B's in the evenings is usually booming
November 13, 201213 yr She had a good innings in 92!!!!! Saw her around '95 if she's still going make sure you've had a shed full, you'll need more than the beer goggles!
November 13, 201213 yr Fuck me Ryanair are hard work!!! Understatement of the year. A bit like saying Bogdan's a bit ginger.
November 13, 201213 yr I last went in 1993 and she looked fucking haggard then. She's got to be 70. I heard her daughter now shares the stage with her. To be honest it wouldn't shock me if there were three generations of stickiness doing the same stuff.
November 18, 201213 yr Author Fuck me sideways. What a fuckin place & what a fuckin trip. There is nowhere like it in the world. I've never been as pissed in my life as the last few days. What a riot. If you can't have a laugh there with your mates you got a problem. Now shhhhhhhhh Iam sleeping till Thursday. Adios
November 18, 201213 yr She was there about 3 years ago She was there three months ago, the manky twatted tramp.
November 18, 201213 yr I think the thing that really put me off was when she pulled a slice if toast out. Why? Why would you sit there one morning watching GMTV and think 'I'm not going to eat that last piece of toast, I'm going to see if I can shove it up my twat.' She's a pig but in fairness I don't think many wimmin have used their carvernous twats to make so money so such good effect.
November 18, 201213 yr at least if you got the munchies whilst licking her out, your brekkie is there, surely she could fit a kettle up there too
November 18, 201213 yr at least if you got the munchies whilst licking her out, your brekkie is there, surely she could fit a kettle up there too That's made me feel slightly nauseas
November 18, 201213 yr Author Didnt see Vicky this time but there were posters advertising her "art form" everywhere and one or two of lads managed to catch her..... Rough as hell now....
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