Kevin Bacon is starting to get on my tits with the 4g advert

 

Anymore for anymore

The people on the eharmony advert. Fucknig hell, what an annoying bunch they are, they're welcome to one another.

 

The bloke with the cricket bat, I'd love to hit him with it.

The people on the eharmony advert. Fucknig hell, what an annoying bunch they are, they're welcome to one another.

 

The bloke with the cricket bat, I'd love to hit him with it.

 

I've seen the Aussie bint on it, must have missed the one with the cricket bat.

Do you work in uniform or fancy those who do?

 

 

Basically "are you anybody? "

 

Shit fucking niche market that you set of cunts.

Do you work in uniform or fancy those who do?

 

 

Basically "are you anybody? "

 

Shit fucking niche market that you set of cunts.

 

I got an email the other day. "Mature Dating". I wasn't sure if it meant old blokes or grown ups, either way, I am getting deluged by these wankers. Another classic is, Christian Mingle.

 

I presume it's spamming. Couldn't these sort of mails get folk in bother with their other half?

Spammers don't care about the family home.

 

 

I got an email the other day. "Mature Dating".

 

immature dating sounds much more fun

Spammers don't care about the family home.

 

I think you'll be safe. I can't see your bird being the brightest & understanding the spamming angle , but she'll work out you're not looking elsewhere.

immature dating sounds much more fun

 

It's never done me any harm!

 

 

I think you'll be safe. I can't see your bird being the brightest & understanding the spamming angle , but she'll work out you're not looking elsewhere.

 

Least I can operate a set of stairs.

Least I can operate a set of stairs.

 

You're used to them from acting the hard mon going on the top deck every morning.

 

 

You're used to them from acting the hard mon going on the top deck every morning.

 

Cool kids go to the back of the bottom deck.

Cool kids go to the back of the bottom deck.

Can you still smook on the back bit?

 

Can you still smook on the back bit?

 

I don't ride around on school buses, thats how rumours start.

I don't ride around on school buses, thats how rumours start.

 

It was a general bus thing. Humour me as it's been a while since I've relied on public transport to get about.

Ring & Ride doesn't count!

 

 

It was a general bus thing. Humour me as it's been a while since I've relied on public transport to get about.

Ring & Ride doesn't count!

 

I will treat you all to a picture when I am on my way home from the Train AND the bus, I just need telling how to do it.

This fucking Seat Toledo one is painful. Some bint singing an A capella version of this:

 

Seat? Chav car

Seat? Higher spec value for money VW

 

It's always a bonus when you a different tiddler than expected.

It's always a bonus when you a different tiddler than expected.

 

Haha. That'll teach me to multitask!!

Seat? Chav car

 

Must. Try. Harder.

This fucking Seat Toledo one is painful. Some bint singing an A capella version of this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9BtLRWbkmA

 

That's the one really annoying me at the moment, annoying singing finishing up with a picture of the blandest looking car of all time.

 

My current favourite is an old one that they seem to have resurrected, it's Harvey and Rabbit, not a clue what it's advertising though, so in that respect it's a shit advert really.

 

My current favourite is an old one that they seem to have resurrected, it's Harvey and Rabbit, not a clue what it's advertising though, so in that respect it's a shit advert really.

It's advertising advertising.

Go on then, spit it out?

Go on then, spit it out?

 

No, that's it. It's an advert showing the power of advertising. The blurb is:

Thinkbox’s third TV advertising campaign is back on Christmas Eve and has been designed to remind advertisers of the continuing power and effectiveness of TV.

 

So, you remembering the advert is pretty much QED.