Kevin Bacon is starting to get on my tits with the 4g advert

 

Anymore for anymore

That advert with the baby walking for the first time, but ends up doing a moonwalk had me hooked.

 

As before though, I've not got a fookin' clue what it was for.

That advert with the baby walking for the first time, but ends up doing a moonwalk had me hooked.

 

As before though, I've not got a fookin' clue what it was for.

 

Cigarettes I think, I hadn't had one for years - until I saw that advert...

Cigarettes I think, I hadn't had one for years - until I saw that advert...

 

I thought it was for nappies, not worn em for 43 years, but suddenly got the urge.

That 'National Accident Helpline' one with the bastardisation of Mavin Gaye (Heard it thru' the Grapevine). That fucking c*nt plasticine dog, sat on his BrightHouse couch - leg in plaster, arm in sling after another 'accident that wasn't his fault'. Meanwhile, his slag trawls the internet looking for an Ambulance Chaser to engage for a compo claim.

 

I'd love to mash them up into a grey ball, then chop it up into little pieces with a blunt plastic knife.

 

Bet victor is getting on my tits now

The erectile dysfunction one on talksport with the guy trying to tell his mrs she looks lovely.

 

Man up man,get a couple of blueys down your trumpet,big line of bingo and you will go like a shit house door in a gale.

I hate the woman off the secret escapes advert. Her whispering really grates on me for some reason.

I hate the hotels.com one where it goes hotel in Barcelona?

 

"yeeeeeeeeeeeah summat like this"

 

The noise seems to get longer each time I see it.

What's going to be the point of having Google and Twitter in your car? Shows it on the sat nav screen but can't remember which car its advertising, marketing fail there.

 

Your not allowed to use a phone let alone tweet 'Heading up the M6 at 100mph. #policecantcatchme' whilst browsing the web for Mr Loophole's number on your sat nav touchscreen!

I also hate the go compare ones. They obviously have that fat Welsh cunt on a contract with a set amount of adverts. Now they don't want him singing they have to use him to get their money's worth.

 

Shithouses.

I agree.

I hate the woman off the secret escapes advert. Her whispering really grates on me for some reason.

i would love to bum her to death

i would love to bum her to death

Can't dispute that whitt, as long as she doesn't whisper ha.

The erectile dysfunction one on talksport with the guy trying to tell his mrs she looks lovely.

 

Man up man,get a couple of blueys down your trumpet,big line of bingo and you will go like a shit house door in a gale.

 

I keep noticing empty blister packs of them (Viagra) on the floor when I'm mooching about on foot or out for a run. Are the yoof necking them or sommat? I don't understand why they're being discarded on the streets?

Edited April 12, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

I hate the woman off the secret escapes advert. Her whispering really grates on me for some reason.

 

Yip! Anyway, Whisperers tell lies.

Kinda partial to this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7DY728GDWI0#!

The hedgehog gutter brush advert on Talksport does my head in. Much prefer Trophies and Medals .com - a proper singalong.

Did anyone see the Lew westwood & Bubba Watson during the masters, I cringed a lot.

Much prefer Trophies and Medals .com - a proper singalong.

 

How does that one go?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfVpXykZG5c

 

 

How does that one go?

 

Ya dada der dada dot com

Ya dada der dada dot com

Ya dada der dada

Ya dada der dada

Ya dada der dada dot com

 

 

 

For 'Ya dada der dada' insert 'Trophies and Medals' to the tune of ''The Farmer wants a Wife'

Just seen an old advert for kit Kat, roller skating pandas not seen that for years!

Heard about this ont wireless on the way home,

 

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22303875

the IKEA one with the gnomes

the IKEA one with the gnomes

 

Was that your acting debut?