December 11, 201213 yr Even Sky news are issuing warnings on the upcoming Apocalypse... http://news.sky.com/story/1022272/apocalypse-advice-issued-for-end-of-the-world Im offering shelter to my good fellows of Wanderersways in the Cellar of this place... Ive installed 3 big screens,installed a snooker table,dartboard,quiz machine (Malcoms not allowed to play),weve got 3 years supply of draught Lager,Cider,Bitters and Cask,Spirits and Wines....Ive even orderd 10 gallon of Jagermeister for Birch. Ive invited a few old friends from Natelies Sauna and Eden2 just for safe measure.Dont want 30 frustrated men turning on Nb and BCG do we. Theres 3 years worth of Roast dinners,Cheese and ham garlic medleys and rockin roast potatoes to go at,plus a shed load of Choclate Fudge Sensations....not forgetting the Unlimited Sausage,bacon and Eggs.... Ive got enough Uppers.Downers and all arounders to keep the party going. All I ask is a £10 door charge paid up front via paypal... Pm me for details..... Dont risk bumping into the 4 headless horsemen....get yourself to Gonzo's life party. We have a hot tub.
December 11, 201213 yr I have a plan for the 21st. It is my works do but I'm firing it off early for a bottle of vintage red and mucky stuff so thanks for the offer but I think I'll be busy come the end of the world. x
December 11, 201213 yr I was tempted ... but I can't see Space Raiders on Gonz's list of nibbles. I am therefore out.
December 11, 201213 yr Author I was tempted ... but I can't see Space Raiders on Gonz's list of nibbles. I am therefore out. But Daz...I got all these in just for you! Days of fun to be had....
December 11, 201213 yr But Daz...I got all these in just for you! Days of fun to be had.... Haha I hope you've not forgotten the plastic bags...
December 11, 201213 yr I have a plan for the 21st. It is my works do but I'm firing it off early for a bottle of vintage red and mucky stuff so thanks for the offer but I think I'll be busy come the end of the world. x Works do is this Friday, I am such a numpty. Right, Gonzo, I am in. Can I bring a friend?
December 11, 201213 yr Author Works do is this Friday, I am such a numpty. Right, Gonzo, I am in. Can I bring a friend? Bring as many as you want...Bear dances a plenty... Little Whitts on first.
December 11, 201213 yr Bring as many as you want...Bear dances a plenty... Little Whitts on first. It was a boy I was bringing, did you want me to bring girls? I've also done a little bit of sick in my mouth too.
December 11, 201213 yr Author Can I spin some tunes Yep...bring your collection,some nice piano house over lunch will be just the job. Nb,you can even bring Daisy...we need a guard dog. I have loads of Bolton books and football quiz books for Enzo,Whites Man and Alf etc.... Ive even got some lounge Jazz for BD... Smiley can have a root through all my old tins of paint and Bolton programes.
December 11, 201213 yr Nb,you can even bring Daisy...we need a guard dog. Ace! She's got a new fur coat for bestest too, she can wear that.
December 11, 201213 yr Ace! She's got a new fur coat for bestest too, she can wear that. Bless. She looks lovely in it too.
December 11, 201213 yr Bless. She looks lovely in it too. That's her knitted one, you móng! Edited December 11, 201213 yr by no balls
December 11, 201213 yr Shucks! Schoolboy error on my part. What about a bit of fancy dress to keep spirits up?
December 11, 201213 yr If we run out of food,dogs go first. Aye, alreet, I dare you. I'd say thick folk first. LW on a spit roast. Ewwwwww!
December 11, 201213 yr Aye, alreet, I dare you. I'd say thick folk first. LW on a spit roast. Ewwwwww! First time you've thought of LW and a spit roast?
December 11, 201213 yr First time you've thought of LW and a spit roast? Hence the Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I'm off to bleach my eyes and cleanse my soul.
December 11, 201213 yr How are we going to watch telly and use the bandits without electric? I'll bring my generator, some candles and Trivial Pursuit. Bagsy top bunk.
December 11, 201213 yr . Bagsy top bunk. You can top & tail with LW. Not that your top or tail will meet like,
December 11, 201213 yr How are we going to watch telly and use the bandits without electric? I'll bring my generator, some candles and Trivial Pursuit. Bagsy top bunk IN THE LW SPIT ROAST
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