Every bastard advert break on sky has some cunt begging me for three quid to save their starving/dying/beaten dog/cat/zebra/spastic/monkey.

 

FUCK OFF!!

 

I've got a hangover and you're getting fuck all.

Sky plus & the kettle are your friends.

Edited January 1, 201313 yr by no balls

feed the starving kids at £2 a week to the snow leopard at £3 a month saving £5 a month

One was save the burmese children. Just 50p a day.

 

That's like 15 quid a month. Cheeky fuckers.

 

 

These starving kids. Have their governments sold their guns and big fuck off houses?

Fuck sky off from 3-5pm and get the wireless on

One was save the burmese children. Just 50p a day.

 

That's like 15 quid a month. Cheeky fuckers.

 

Like £15?

 

It is £15

Like £15?

 

It is £15

 

Apart from January, February, March, May, July, August, October & December.

Fuck sky off from 3-5pm and get the wireless on

 

It air crash investigators afternoon mon!

 

Pato has the right answer though

£3 can make a pon of lobby that will feed a family of Leythers for 3 days.

£3 can make a pon of lobby that will feed a family of Leythers for 3 days.

Day 1 though they'd have to starve though or add an extra £1 for a donner 24 pizza as no one, no matter how hungry wants it before it's properly fermented.

True dat. I'd add a carrot and some sweetcorn for good measure.

Filthy beast. Pity the poor bastards who get your donation.

They don't collect cash on the streets anymore presumably because of the collectors pilfering...

 

Surely there's some other way to donate on the street? Charity tokens in your small change in the shops around 'chugger' infested areas perhaps?

 

I wonder who relents to give their bank details still? I did one in the late 90s (Direct Debit) when I was an impressionable (and skint) student and they were a relatively new development (collector? 36D easily and really slim elsewhere, hence me giving in). Forgot about it, the £5 a month took me overdrawn, the charges etc. added up to around £260 before I could settle it, I'd already had charges waived in the past so no talking my way out of it...

Apart from January, February, March, May, July, August, October & December.

 

 

 

Your £15 a month helps an entire community work their own way out of poverty

I'd sooner watch the adverts than Pride and Fucking Prejudice.

 

Is it wrong to watch internet porn in daylight hours?

Your £15 a month helps an entire community work their own way out of poverty

 

whooosh.....

I'd sooner watch the adverts than Pride and Fucking Prejudice.

 

Is it wrong to watch internet porn in daylight hours?

 

As long as you've the blinds/curtains open so's passers by can see you ferreting away, it's not an issue.

I bet 90% of donations go on the cost of advertising

I bet 90% of donations go on the cost of advertising

 

Those crying kids on the adverts, how do they achieve that? I reckon they pinch them, as in nipping, not kidnapping...I'd say they might also tell them there's no such thing as Father Christmas, but I don't think they even know it's Christmas time at all.

Edited January 1, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

They could save money by all the starving kids ones using the Cars video.

They could save money by all the starving kids ones using the Cars video.

 

And again in English?

And again in English?

 

It made perfect sense, but if you want me to rephrase it for the hard of understanding:

 

Instead of spending money by flying a crew over to Africa to film kids starving for each charity, why don't they all use the Cars video. That will save money.

The one with the bloke with a mullet and the girl crying?

 

 

(I know which one you meant really.)

The one with the bloke with a mullet and the girl crying?

 

 

(I know which one you meant really.)

That's the one

Iv'e donated that much money to water aid over the years. The bastards should have their own swimming pools by now.