Smiffs Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 Every bastard advert break on sky has some cunt begging me for three quid to save their starving/dying/beaten dog/cat/zebra/spastic/monkey. FUCK OFF!! I've got a hangover and you're getting fuck all. Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) Sky plus & the kettle are your friends. Edited January 1, 2013 by no balls Quote
pato Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 feed the starving kids at £2 a week to the snow leopard at £3 a month saving £5 a month Quote
stevieb Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 One was save the burmese children. Just 50p a day. That's like 15 quid a month. Cheeky fuckers. Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 These starving kids. Have their governments sold their guns and big fuck off houses? Quote
jules_darby Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 Fuck sky off from 3-5pm and get the wireless on Quote
Guest Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 One was save the burmese children. Just 50p a day. That's like 15 quid a month. Cheeky fuckers. Like £15? It is £15 Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 Like £15? It is £15 Apart from January, February, March, May, July, August, October & December. Quote
Smiffs Posted January 1, 2013 Author Posted January 1, 2013 Fuck sky off from 3-5pm and get the wireless on It air crash investigators afternoon mon! Pato has the right answer though Quote
Carlos Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 £3 can make a pon of lobby that will feed a family of Leythers for 3 days. Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 £3 can make a pon of lobby that will feed a family of Leythers for 3 days. Day 1 though they'd have to starve though or add an extra £1 for a donner 24 pizza as no one, no matter how hungry wants it before it's properly fermented. Quote
Carlos Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 True dat. I'd add a carrot and some sweetcorn for good measure. Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 Filthy beast. Pity the poor bastards who get your donation. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 They don't collect cash on the streets anymore presumably because of the collectors pilfering... Surely there's some other way to donate on the street? Charity tokens in your small change in the shops around 'chugger' infested areas perhaps? I wonder who relents to give their bank details still? I did one in the late 90s (Direct Debit) when I was an impressionable (and skint) student and they were a relatively new development (collector? 36D easily and really slim elsewhere, hence me giving in). Forgot about it, the £5 a month took me overdrawn, the charges etc. added up to around £260 before I could settle it, I'd already had charges waived in the past so no talking my way out of it... Quote
Guest Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 Apart from January, February, March, May, July, August, October & December. Your £15 a month helps an entire community work their own way out of poverty Quote
Smiffs Posted January 1, 2013 Author Posted January 1, 2013 I'd sooner watch the adverts than Pride and Fucking Prejudice. Is it wrong to watch internet porn in daylight hours? Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 Your £15 a month helps an entire community work their own way out of poverty whooosh..... Quote
Spider Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 I'd sooner watch the adverts than Pride and Fucking Prejudice. Is it wrong to watch internet porn in daylight hours? As long as you've the blinds/curtains open so's passers by can see you ferreting away, it's not an issue. Quote
Danny G Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 I bet 90% of donations go on the cost of advertising Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) I bet 90% of donations go on the cost of advertising Those crying kids on the adverts, how do they achieve that? I reckon they pinch them, as in nipping, not kidnapping...I'd say they might also tell them there's no such thing as Father Christmas, but I don't think they even know it's Christmas time at all. Edited January 1, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 They could save money by all the starving kids ones using the Cars video. Quote
Cheese Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 They could save money by all the starving kids ones using the Cars video. And again in English? Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 And again in English? It made perfect sense, but if you want me to rephrase it for the hard of understanding: Instead of spending money by flying a crew over to Africa to film kids starving for each charity, why don't they all use the Cars video. That will save money. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 The one with the bloke with a mullet and the girl crying? (I know which one you meant really.) Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 The one with the bloke with a mullet and the girl crying? (I know which one you meant really.) That's the one Quote
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