Reet, I am 31 and have 2 kids both Girls aged 5 and nearly 4

 

At present I definitely do not want anymore. they cost a fortune.

 

The Mrs wants me to have the snip done, however even though I dont want anymore kids, I like the idea that my bits work.

 

Has anyone else been in the same predicament?

 

P.S I know that after the op you still ejaculate semen although its unleaded.

A mate of mine thought you fired out a puff of smoke.

Edited January 12, 201313 yr by Danny G

I keep thinking about it then bottling out.

 

All in we have 4 now although the snip wouldn't have prevented the last one.

 

Mouth would.

 

 

I'm happy for you that you have a friend that is thicker than you.

 

, your right though!

Have a word with issac

my Mrs is giving me the same grief only because she is fast approaching 40 and the doc says she needs to come off the pill....

 

I might put it on my things to do this year list...

I had it done. only advice I'd offer, is, don't have it done on a Friday, think fuck the pain killers on Sunday due to having a friends christening at premier fives, don't get pissed at this christening and think you can have a few shots in the guests kids match going on on the astro turf. That wont do it any good whatsoever, in fact it'll put you in agony for days and you'll feel a twat when you have to go back in that couple of days to check they've not left the scissors in there or something and they ask you have you done anything unusual and you have to answer" yeh stopped taking the pain killers as i wanted a drink then played football, whilst pissed, with a gang of 10 year olds. medical staff aren't impressed with stuff like that.

Have a word with issac

Ha - me favourite WW post of all time. "Don't tell me I've shaved me nuts fer nowt?"

Ha - me favourite WW post of all time. "Don't tell me I've shaved me nuts fer nowt?"

and here it is

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/8841-the-snip/page__hl__shaved__st__25

2 bricks, that's all you need.

2 bricks, that's all you need.

 

Or sticking to Anal.

Go for a curry for a few nights after you get it done. You need to 'stay loose' for a few days whilst the stitches heal. Other than that the only thing i have to add is that only soft lads who are afraid of losing their masculinity won't have it done.

Go for a curry for a few nights after you get it done. You need to 'stay loose' for a few days whilst the stitches heal. Other than that the only thing i have to add is that only soft lads who are afraid of losing their masculinity won't have it done.

 

You do have to wonder why they think it's unmonly to have it done.

Must be one man out there who suffered some malpractice.

You do have to wonder why they think it's unmonly to have it done.

 

Not unmonly, just scarey as fuck. You dont want some bloke setting about your knackers with a scalpel.

Not unmonly, just scarey as fuck. You dont want some bloke setting about your knackers with a scalpel.

 

Fucking hell, so it's not gay now, just mard.

 

 

Get a grip!

 

 

Or sticking to Anal.

 

Doesn't your arse hurt, though?

can choose to have it done asleep or awake, I went for awake, fucking strange lying there, naked from the waist down, loads of blokes looking at your knackers with masks on and implements in their hands. Tell you, psychologically that' a nightmare as it's happening, all your worst fears run through your head, the op is fuck all really, the worst part is walking in to give your sample pot in a few weeks later and listening to the receptionist announce to the waiting room what it is and ask if you need another.

He's a slacker he will be fine.

can choose to have it done asleep or awake, I went for awake, fucking strange lying there, naked from the waist down, loads of blokes looking at your knackers with masks on and implements in their hands. Tell you, psychologically that' a nightmare as it's happening, all your worst fears run through your head, the op is fuck all really, the worst part is walking in to give your sample pot in a few weeks later and listening to the receptionist announce to the waiting room what it is and ask if you need another.

 

 

 

You should have gone private, none of that bollock's.

You should have gone private, none of that bollock's.

 

I presume Daniel will have to being a youngster. The lucky lad.

still need to give a sample whether you go private or not, or else how do they know it worked?

I had an all female team. Much more fun.

still need to give a sample whether you go private or not, or else how do they know it worked?

 

 

 

 

Yes you do, but they don't tell everyone what your in for, i was awake for mine, and agreed for the student nurses to be in the room.

All female, then after it had been done, back to my room for a lovely lunch.

When I was lying in bed waiting for the op, a very effeminate male nurse came along and said he was here to shave my bollocks.

He also gave me the option to do myself.

In my deepest voice, I took him up on the option to do my own nuts.

It looked a right fucking mess when I'd done! You just can't stretch the skin on your scrotum like you can on your top lip.

 

When I got to theatre, the surgeon was pissing his sides at my shaving attempts.

He asked me if I just didn't want the gay nurse touching my dick.

 

I concurred. There was just no way.

 

Surgeon went on to tell me that, had I left it to the expert, he'd have just shaved the bits that needed doing, like an inch square each side.

 

I felt a right tit!

When I was lying in bed waiting for the op, a very effeminate male nurse came along and said he was here to shave my bollocks.

He also gave me the option to do myself.

In my deepest voice, I took him up on the option to do my own nuts.

It looked a right fucking mess when I'd done! You just can't stretch the skin on your scrotum like you can on your top lip.

 

When I got to theatre, the surgeon was pissing his sides at my shaving attempts.

He asked me if I just didn't want the gay nurse touching my dick.

 

I concurred. There was just no way.

 

Surgeon went on to tell me that, had I left it to the expert, he'd have just shaved the bits that needed doing, like an inch square each side.

 

I felt a right tit!

 

 

 

 

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Yes you do, but they don't tell everyone what your in for, i was awake for mine, and agreed for the student nurses to be in the room.

All female, then after it had been done, back to my room for a lovely lunch.

I was at Beaumont, got the lunch and room with sky and all that, just when I went back with the sample,had to take it to Bolton, discretely put it on the counter stating what it was, the loudmouth foghorn said, " oh, is it your post vasectomy sample love, oh right, leave it there, do you need another pot love, best take one a you'll aft do another if this one fails." she was just loud announcing it to a packed waiting room.

 

I had to get shaved too, some fella who would be more use on a sheep farm doing shearing, that was actually the worse bit.