January 12, 201313 yr Ha Ha! Be sure to post it up here before anywhere else. And remember Daniel, if they look like a filthy horrible slag, go with your gut feeling, not your cock. You can have that one for free,
January 12, 201313 yr Author Ha Ha! Be sure to post it up here before anywhere else. And remember Daniel, if they look like a filthy horrible slag, go with your gut feeling, not your cock. You can have that one for free, Always go with my gut feeling. Although it starts to wander when I've had a few. Remember being back in school waiting for your exam results? That's what it feels like. I'll get a text if it's good news, a phone call if it's bad. Nice of them to give it a bit of a personal touch.
January 12, 201313 yr About 2yr ago, thankfully all clear, although had some right rotters since! Maybe i should take another visit!!
January 12, 201313 yr About 2yr ago, thankfully all clear, although had some right rotters since! Maybe i should take another visit!! I take it your talking about big sharps, ?.
January 12, 201313 yr Author About 2yr ago, thankfully all clear, although had some right rotters since! Maybe i should take another visit!! No shame in it
January 12, 201313 yr Always go with my gut feeling. Although it starts to wander when I've had a few. Remember being back in school waiting for your exam results? That's what it feels like. I'll get a text if it's good news, a phone call if it's bad. Nice of them to give it a bit of a personal touch. That's why you keep it quiet, loads of withheld numbers telling you yer choppers gonna drop off Dan. By the way, it's a nice feeling when you get the text
January 13, 201313 yr I had one about 7 years ago. I'd just started a long term relationship with a new girlfriend and it seemed like the right thing to do. I was told the test involved having a 'swab'. Swab is a euphamism for spiky, upside down cocktail umbrella shoved down your japs eye. Incidently, that same girl dumped me whilst we were away travelling for a white guy with dreads. Has anybody on here been cheated on for a more soul destroyingly shite choice of new partner?
January 13, 201313 yr Author No but I pulled a "lesbian" once. Well, she said she'd not had cock for six months and was apprehensive about taking mine because of her girlfriend. Secretly, I think it was because my room mate was in the bed next to me, soon changed her mind when I went to bog with her in tow. Incidentally, she had dreads too. I fucking shudder thinking back to that night. Finland, a country full of beautiful girls who are all up for it (well, very forward) and I turn up to the hotel with some hound from Chelmsford. Low point indeed.
January 13, 201313 yr Bizarely enough, I had to have one in Greece about 8 years ago, before that I had one when I was at school The method hasn't changed much in 20 years Thankfully I was clear on both occassions which is quite amazing given some of the pigs I've shagged, having said that, I have a large stash of Johnnies I got from the Gay Village, pigs look at me strange when I get the 'Know your HIV status' packs out, it's only cause the contain JB's and lube and are free
January 13, 201313 yr I was told the test involved having a 'swab'. Swab is a euphamism for spiky, upside down cocktail umbrella shoved down your japs eye. I was told this too and is the reason why for years I would rather have had syphilis than go for a test Turns out the most uncomfortable part is the judgemental looks the woman doctor gives you when questioning your sex life and drug habits Would much prefer a male doctor who'll give you a high five or something
January 13, 201313 yr No but I pulled a "lesbian" once. Well, she said she'd not had cock for six months and was apprehensive about taking mine because of her girlfriend. ::
January 13, 201313 yr Used to go regulars but I haven't been for a year or two In my experience if you have got something then you will know about it q Within a day or two of the deed!!!
January 17, 201313 yr when you call, and get the automated results, the pause between the type of disease and the positive/negative result is always a bit too long for my liking
January 17, 201313 yr Turns out the most uncomfortable part is the judgemental looks the woman doctor gives you when questioning your sex life and drug habits ... but surely an opportunity for you to tell a female about your deepest, darkest most sinister fantasies without the risk of being slapped .. whilst there's the ever-so-slight chance she could get instantly moist and you'll be balls-deep with her before the day is out (wearing a french letter obviously).
January 17, 201313 yr Done for tensional (?!) effect like the pauses on Dancing on ice/Xfactor type shows?
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