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Got Myself A New Bird

shes chinese and is a secretary

 

her names Tai Ping

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shes chinese and is a secretary

 

her names Tai Ping

 

You on Jimmys mailing list aswell mate? :D

 

Dont think this is the place for his one about sticky back plastic to be honest!

I know a Ghanaian in Prague who puts a whole new meaning to sticky black plastic

shes chinese and is a secretary

 

 

That old chestnut, can she cook.

You on Jimmys mailing list aswell mate? :D

 

Dont think this is the place for his one about sticky back plastic to be honest!

got them both the second was the best :thumbsup:

got them both the second was the best :thumbsup:

 

Nearly fell off my step ladders mate! haha...

 

Got one at 6:23am today!

 

Which brings me to my next point...

 

What is it acceptable to send a text message that isn't urgent??...I'd say anything before 8am is just the work of a mentalist.

Edited by gonzo

 

What is it acceptable to send a text message that isn't urgent??...I'd say anything before 8am is just the work of a mentalist.

 

 

Now normally being an iPhone wanker you can set it to the do not disturb so only it only makes a noise for your special friends. This doesn't help if it is a special friend who sends it.

I got one at 6.30 the other morning telling me they'd got in work early as they'd set their alarm wrong.

 

I didn't see the funny side.

Nearly fell off my step ladders mate! haha...

 

Got one at 6:23am today!

 

Which brings me to my next point...

 

What is it acceptable to send a text message that isn't urgent??...I'd say anything before 8am is just the work of a mentalist.

i got that fucking 6.23 one to allways have phone on slient

Gonzo is the joke regarding the offspring of a dmb and a well known 'model'?

 

Also I'm of the 8am onwards persuasion for texts. And owt past ten pm gets the "who's this at this hour" treatment. I'm fucking old me.

Gonzo is the joke regarding the offspring of a dmb and a well known 'model'? YES :thumbsup:

 

Also I'm of the 8am onwards persuasion for texts. And owt past ten pm gets the "who's this at this hour" treatment. I'm fucking old me.

Biggest wankers?

 

A. folk who insist on having conversations by text?

B. folk who don't reply to texts within the same decade, if at all?

Edited by HomerJay

 

 

 

Now normally being an iPhone wanker you can set it to the do not disturb so only it only makes a noise for your special friends. This doesn't help if it is a special friend who sends it.

I got one at 6.30 the other morning telling me they'd got in work early as they'd set their alarm wrong.

 

I didn't see the funny side.

 

You got my text then : )

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You on Jimmys mailing list aswell mate? :D

 

Dont think this is the place for his one about sticky back plastic to be honest!

 

I invented that one

I'm single now so don't mind texts whenever but when I was with my ex peg I used to shit myself if anything came in after 10pm and we were in bed!

 

It was like Russian roulette as she looked over my shoulder and said "answer your phone then" in that inquisitive voice!

Edited by birch-chorley

I'm single now so don't mind texts whenever but when I was with my ex peg I used to shit myself if anything came in after 10pm and we were in bed!

 

It was like Russian roulette as she looked over my shoulder and said "answer your phone then" in that inquisitive voice!

You should have had a code then

 

like a blank text :db: and if you get a blank text back = not now hubby/wife is hear

Ha ha

 

I used to have my phone on silent but the fucker used to light up like a Christmas tree anyway if a text came through and you couldn't turn the light off so I put it face down on the carpet under the bed if possible!

 

Very suspicious indeed, that relationship was doomed

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