no balls Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 He also never told 'em that they have to stand up when they shit. What is all that about? Having said that I've bene to places in Europe where they expect you to go in a hole to do your number 2s. There's no need. Evolution is a fabulous thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 What is all that about? Having said that I've bene to places in Europe where they expect you to go in a hole to do your number 2s. There's no need. Evolution is a fabulous thing. Thailand is like that to, but you have the added bonus of a hose pipe instead of bog roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Thailand is like that to, but you have the added bonus of a hose pipe instead of bog roll If you ever stop at a service station in China, just don't go for a poo, as even a dwarf like me can see over the door whilst sat dropping the kids off. I sometimes wonder if other cultures think we're odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 The chinese squat on their haunches quite a lot. I flew into Nanchang once and was badly in need of a piss. Back in 2006 Nanchang had a shiny new airport as did most major chinese cities. I dashed into some shiny new bogs and was having a 3 minute slash when I heard the familiar retching noise of a Chinaman bringing up his phlegm. On turning my head I espied the filthy yellow fucker, bog door wide open, having a shit whilst crouched with his feet on the toilet seat. But you are right about the doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 a Chinaman bringing up his phlegm. Ha Ha! Oh yes, It really is an off-putting noise that when they feel the need to do it in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Apparently some people drink lots of beer and urinate in the street. Some have been known to even vomit. Animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 One day it'll be mandatory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Apparently some people drink lots of beer and urinate in the street. Some have been known to even vomit. Animals. One day it'll be mandatory And so it should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 One day it'll be mandatory To puke & piss in the street? I do hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 To puke & piss in the street? I do hope not. only for whales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Oh dear Apologies as it's the Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271921/Victorias-Secret-worker-scarred-life-niqab-wearing-attacker-threw-acid-face-walked-home-shop.html?ICO=most_read_module#axzz2JgpEgcEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Bloody ignoramous! Hijab - head scarf Nijab - full frontal face covering. Remember it as Hijab, they can say hi and you can see them. Nijab, they look like ninjas and are cunts. I always get them mixed up. Thanks for the clarification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Oh dear Apologies as it's the Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271921/Victorias-Secret-worker-scarred-life-niqab-wearing-attacker-threw-acid-face-walked-home-shop.html?ICO=most_read_module#axzz2JgpEgcEH Karma?? http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Karma?? http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925 Ha Ha! That'll learn them to break the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 2, 2013 Members Share Posted February 2, 2013 only for whales We'd be fighting over whale vomit. Worth a fucking fortune. Ambergris used in perfume production. Didn't some blokes dog find some in Morecambe Bay recently? Looked like a human brain sized yellow and grey lump of camel shit. Worth over 100,000 euros. They call it 'floating gold'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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