February 28, 201313 yr Tuesday night's conversation: H NB How's the cider tonight? Same as ever Shite? Aye Reet, I'm off the bar,do you want another? Aye. I spent my first pint saying how shit the lager is before going through 2 more. The best selling non alcoholic beer for Bolton fans is Deffo the Guimaraes one. I saw people paying for pints, reading the sign to say it was non alcoholic and then pushing them off the bar in disgust.
February 28, 201313 yr Best non alcoholic beer??? May as well ask what the best wank you've ever had without ejaculating was. How odd.
February 28, 201313 yr Bitburger Drive I was in a pub, which will remain nameless, once and happened to be on the wagon, anyway I was supping this 'non-alcoholic' lager - Bitburger Dry, I thought to myself "this is alreet this, tastes like real beer" anyway, around the third bottle I started getting the feeling of starting to talk louder, needing a piss etc. Looked at the bottle more carefully, sure enough 5.2% on the label. I told the bar girl and the landlord - he wouldn't have it that it was real booze though "Nah, it's called Bitburger Drive, I drink it all the time, 'cause I don't really drink because I'm driving all the time." I looked at him as he said this, he was fucking half-cut there and then! I showed him the bottle - and he wandered off with it looking nonplussed. I wonder how many folk they'd served this 'non-alcoholic' beer, I wonder how many had drove over the limit after supping this stuff there?
March 1, 201313 yr I was in a pub, which will remain nameless, once and happened to be on the wagon, anyway I was supping this 'non-alcoholic' lager - Bitburger Dry, I thought to myself "this is alreet this, tastes like real beer" anyway, around the third bottle I started getting the feeling of starting to talk louder, needing a piss etc. Looked at the bottle more carefully, sure enough 5.2% on the label. I told the bar girl and the landlord - he wouldn't have it that it was real booze though "Nah, it's called Bitburger Drive, I drink it all the time, 'cause I don't really drink because I'm driving all the time." I looked at him as he said this, he was fucking half-cut there and then! I showed him the bottle - and he wandered off with it looking nonplussed. I wonder how many folk they'd served this 'non-alcoholic' beer, I wonder how many had drove over the limit after supping this stuff there? 3
March 1, 201313 yr Best non alcoholic beer??? May as well ask what the best wank you've ever had without ejaculating was. How odd. In the reception toilets of a hotel in Ibiza. Id tried to go to bed with our peg after a mad night in Eden,got the raging drug horn,she was avin non of it,so I said I couldn't sleep and was going for a walk. Tried knocking one out in there with a copy of FHM I'd bought for the plane. Kept zoning out and forgetting what I was doing.Gave it up as a bad job and found the bar.
March 1, 201313 yr Plenty were gulping down super bock alcohol free a few years back in Portugal (can't remember which game) Tbf by that point I doubt many noticed
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