How bloody civilised, starting at half 9

Stalker.

 

Get yer pads on dickhead, you're in.

Get yer pads on dickhead, you're in.

 

Never mind

 

You shit south african cunt

18 for fuckin 3

 

fuck

Just got up to watch for a bit, got a site survey to do at 2am I'm surprised at this score

 

115-7

119-8

we have sting in the tail......162/8 @ 1.35am

correction 166/9 @ 1.38am

It looks like a pretty tame pitch too so a real poor performance from England. There'll be a lot riding on Anderson and Finn getting stuck in to the NZ top order

167 all out in 55 overs with no batsman reaching 50!

Pitch it up broad

Ha ha ha someone just got skulled from a big six

 

Jeses fuckin christ

 

Not a happy start to the day

 

Uncooked

Splattered by NZ

 

How embarrassing

Wagner would never have dismissed Strauss so cheaply

Just got up to watch for a bit, got a site survey to do at 2am I'm surprised at this score

 

115-7

 

wtf?

 

 

wtf?

 

There is a stained glass dome above the pumpkin cafe in Manchester Victoria station I had to go there to look at it,

at 2am?

 

go on, i'm intrigued

 

what can you see in the middle of the night that you can't see in daylight?

Nothing, it's because it is out of hours.

 

I could inspect the condition if the panels that was it, too dusty, I need to go again today to look at it from below in the light to determine glass samples, ballache,

Jeses fuckin christ

 

Not a happy start to the day

 

Uncooked

 

Typical very poor preparation.

 

One 4-day game without Anderson or Finn was all they played.

 

This is getting silly now: England have failed to score 200 in their first innings of the First Test on the last 4 tours.

And their record in the 1st tests of the last 13 tours reads: Won 1, Drawn 3, Lost 9. They've only beaten Bangladesh.

 

Booooooooooooooooooo!

330-2 lead by 37

 

Easy this, hope Finn gets 50

And he does, well done,

 

 

And we're off, 15-0

.....settles in with a fresh bottle of red.........

Cook out and I've barely broken the seal on this Zinf

Gone downstairs t top up mi glass and next ball our skip out,

267/2

 

 

great start