How bloody civilised, starting at half 9

Bell on for one of the slowest 50s ever

New ball just before lunch, then the next hour is crucial

Lose only one wicket getting to middle of the afternoon session and we should be good enough

 

Regardless, the last hour would be shit yer pants time

 

The English are traditionally shit at seeing out a game of any type.

Regardless, the last hour would be shit yer pants time

 

The English are traditionally shit at seeing out a game of any type.

 

Done well recently, though and Bell has featured

bugger

Oh dear

Thank fuck the kiwis can't catch.

Bairstow looks like a rabbit caught in headlights.

Great effort from Bell and Prior this

 

No idea how Prior isn't out, the ball fell onto the stumps and the bails stayed on!

 

I'm flagging, bed time

I've jinxed it

 

Bell out

 

Last ball before tea ffs

Edited March 26, 201313 yr by White Shirt

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

20 minute break, whilst Susan Boyle warms up the vocal chords.

Well this is exciting...

Crazy

Monty is absolutely shitting it ha ha

Last ball

Never in doubt.

Edited March 26, 201313 yr by Gonk

Absolutely brilliant that

 

Panasars dive was hilarious

 

Bed time

well, well, well, well, well

Bugger me. Well done.

Superb Matt Prior

 

That's brilliant, well done lads

Broad

 

77 balls, 6 runs

 

Best knock of his life.

Aussie news readers this morning. Him:- "Great day over in New Zealand today as the home team move inexorably towards a series win over England. Let's wish them every piece of luck in finishing the job" Her:- "Yes, good luck New Zealand for Australia's sake".

 

Suck on that, convicts.

 

Shitting themselves about the upcoming Ashes. Absolutely shitting themselves.

Edited March 26, 201313 yr by bolty58

Superb Matt Prior

 

That's brilliant, well done lads

 

Aye, take a bow, Mr Prior.