How bloody civilised, starting at half 9

cmon you yorkshire twats

ian bells fuckin useless

swing for their bowlers

 

 

none for ours

swing for their bowlers

 

 

none for ours

 

More fixed than the euro rollover

jesus

Fucking hell

 

Game over

Another one gone FFS.

Shite

Prior time to twat a quick double ton

rule #1

 

Bat first

Why are we padding up

rule #1

 

Bat first

 

It's a bowling pitch.

 

Well, it is now.

How the hell do we get out of here?

 

Bat as long as poss

 

 

Score some runs

 

Avoid the follow on

 

 

hope

A 200 partnership is the only hope.

 

Anything else and it's a goner.

A 200 partnership is the only hope.

 

Anything else and it's a goner.

 

What did you do once you finished the Malbec?

I'm on Bacardi.

Declare, skittle them and knock off the 500 simples

This is horrific

This is horrific

 

going to bat for 3 days haha

going to bat for 3 days haha

 

 

fuckin have to

38/3 today

big defeat coming up, unless we bat heriocally

 

if we do, we could win!

ian bells fuckin useless

 

Got 100 against me the ginger tosser. Think I got 5.

Long odds against but we may just win this

Need them all out for 150

Cook double century, England 407/6 to win with 4 overs to spare, nailed on.