How bloody civilised, starting at half 9

Poor toss to win.

England so far out of there comfort zone. If ever there's an argument for under estimating your opposition. A good test for captain Cook, let's hope he doesn't go into his shell. Monty is making this look easy......

Edited March 24, 201313 yr by HR

It's a good job these ten Ashes tests coming up are only against Australia. This is terrible. Broad is a child, Panesar poor, slow scorers at 1, 2 and 3, kids at 5 and 6 and a very conservative captain. They've taken this series very lightly, the clackervalves.

NZ 400-4 in real terms now.

Negative fookin desperate tactics. Showing signs of desperation.

Embarrassing

Panesar has conceded 52 runs in his last 5 overs.

Almost at Seasoned Traveller level.

I can't believe that NZ are favourites to win and there are more fans at a Bury home game than there are at this Test match

All out for less than 150. Shite this.

Shit twats.

I can't believe that NZ are favourites to win and there are more fans at a Bury home game than there are at this Test match

 

NZ fans are like us " would be a lot more excited playing Australia"

Someone needs to tell McCullum this is test cricket not 20-20.

TWAT!

I reckon we'll get out of this

 

Hoping for no sleep toneet

Why attack and take three wickets, then go completely defensive the next day?

 

Dogshite performance

 

Even Swanny was critical when interviewed on Radio 5, Saturday morning

Why attack and take three wickets, then go completely defensive the next day?

 

Dogshite performance

 

Even Swanny was critical when interviewed on Radio 5, Saturday morning

 

did he get his boltonvanman advert in?

He we go

 

behind the sofa time

These two need to stay in till lunch at the earliest to stand any chance

 

Tail end is so poor

love hearing Jerusalem during the first over of the morning drom Bill and the Barmies, Brings back memories of previous tours and days at the Test Match

 

makes the hairs on my neck stand for some reason,

 

Anybody going over to Oz?

love hearing Jerusalem during the first over of the morning drom Bill and the Barmies, Brings back memories of previous tours and days at the Test Match

 

makes the hairs on my neck stand for some reason,

 

Anybody going over to Oz?

 

seriously considering it

love hearing Jerusalem during the first over of the morning drom Bill and the Barmies, Brings back memories of previous tours and days at the Test Match

 

makes the hairs on my neck stand for some reason,

 

Anybody going over to Oz?

 

Not this time

 

regretting it already

im the same. Wish I was going.

 

SA my next one xmas 2015. Far to long off but worth it im sure

im the same. Wish I was going.

 

SA my next one xmas 2015. Far to long off but worth it im sure

 

W Indies April 2015

 

Barbados and Trinidad, hopefully

Aren't cricketers getting younger

I'll say it

 

We can do this.

New ball just before lunch, then the next hour is crucial

Lose only one wicket getting to middle of the afternoon session and we should be good enough