March 7, 201313 yr I was 5 months pregnant in mine last night. Righto! Dreams can come true. Look at me babe I'm with you.
March 7, 201313 yr And you called me a dirty bastard for putting ketchup on it. Now, jds 'half a homemade lasagne' could feed a small African country You polished it off though along with the garlic bread NB - I've also had pregnancy dreams and woke up in a cold sweat!!
March 7, 201313 yr Author NB - I've also had pregnancy dreams and woke up in a cold sweat!! Ha ha! Should we both get up the duff?
March 7, 201313 yr Ha ha! Should we both get up the duff? Oh my God, the thought of giving birth to a baby Smiffs - ouch!! My lady garden would never be the same.
March 7, 201313 yr That medicine ball would smart a bit It was just an idea. Well it wasn't one of your better ones!! I much prefer your ideas that involve all day drinking.
March 7, 201313 yr Author We could bring the rug rats! It'll be ace! If we are having dreams who are we to fight nature!
March 7, 201313 yr We could bring the rug rats! It'll be ace! If we are having dreams who are we to fight nature! Right, you're starting to scare me now!!!
March 7, 201313 yr had a mad un last week about being attacked by a load of cats. when i woke up,i had scratches all over my side,nowt to do with bedroom entertainment as they're weren't there when i went to sleep. another mad one a while ago,i dreamt me and another lad rescued 4 SAS soldiers in Iraq. As a thank you,the SAS lads gave me a monkey but told me not to stroke it. I stroked it though and it bit my thumb. When I woke up,my thumb was actually bleeding. No doubt,being a daft cunt,i'd bitten my own thumb whilst asleep
March 7, 201313 yr I had the dream whilst in Koh Samui,had been visiting the Nang Ling or Lang Ning monkeys that day and was told not to stroke them. I didn't unlike some bint from Bristol who did and lost half her face (she was actually there to overcome her fear of monkeys I kid ye not ) Best dream ever was playing up front with Franky Worthy and notching the winner against Utd on a packed Burnden
March 7, 201313 yr some bint from Bristol who did and lost half her face (she was actually there to overcome her fear of monkeys Is she cured?
March 7, 201313 yr Is she cured? Luis Suarez has the same disorder. Edited March 7, 201313 yr by gonzo
March 10, 201313 yr I've just had a daft dream, a lad I know was in my dream piercing my forskin and feeding cotton through, he then put a ring through it. I was taking the piss because he had to hold my knob. Weirdo me
March 10, 201313 yr I've just had a daft dream, a lad I know was in my dream piercing my forskin and feeding cotton through, he then put a ring through it. I was taking the piss because he had to hold my knob. Weirdo me .....and you woke up with one of Gonzo's seaside bears holding it??
March 10, 201313 yr .....and you woke up with one of Gonzo's seaside bears holding it?? Not had my Sunday morning shine yet, a bit strange a man holding my nudger
March 10, 201313 yr I had another ridiculous one last night. Are your weird dreams coinciding with your alcohol-free evenings?
March 10, 201313 yr Author Are your weird dreams coinciding with your alcohol-free evenings? So far there is no correlation
March 10, 201313 yr Author Something you've eaten? Nope. I didn't have cheyse last night either. Maybe my head is full of stuff that needs to come out.
March 10, 201313 yr Nope. I didn't have cheyse last night either. Maybe my head is full of stuff that needs to come out. Happen you're right. Perhaps you're full.
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