March 10, 201313 yr Of summert! You really shouldn't have said that on here. I see an empty can and worms everywhere now and opportunities for the more vulgar element of WW society to defile the Sabbath.
March 10, 201313 yr I had a really vivid fucked up dream recently, read what it meant and apparently good fortune is heading my way! I'll believe when it happens. Was that fucked up was expecting it to say I'd contracted bad aids from watching too many award shows whilst drinking red wine! Good to see you propping up the bar again in scotts yday!
March 10, 201313 yr See, I didn't see anything vulgar. That's because I'm not you see No, no, no. I was saying that you'd attract vulgar suggestions off the WW riffraff by saying you we're full of summert!
March 10, 201313 yr Author You looked sniffly the other day and I assumed it was snot. There's always one smutty one!
March 10, 201313 yr been off the smokes for 8 months now, recently having vivid dreams of having a fag, have the feeling in the dream that I am letting myself down and a feeling of guilt for having one, but the smoke seems so real and I'm sure i can taste it when I wake up. probably common but wouldn't expect it at this stage.
March 10, 201313 yr been off the smokes for 8 months now, recently having vivid dreams of having a fag, have the feeling in the dream that I am letting myself down and a feeling of guilt for having one, but the smoke seems so real and I'm sure i can taste it when I wake up. probably common but wouldn't expect it at this stage. olive,would you please replace the word fag for cig,i'm having sick inducing thoughts here,esp after we've played the puffs yesterday
March 10, 201313 yr Abyone else wake up "in the middle of" having a great dream, that's so good you try and get back to sleep to get back into it Doesn't work an you wake up properly Half an hour later you can't remember it for love nor money but you just have that feeling that it was ace And probably related to gorgeous young women that have passed you by in life..... That probably says too much about me
March 10, 201313 yr Had a really vivid dream about splashing my load over this girl i know, put it this way, i would not touch her with a bargepole.
March 10, 201313 yr Abyone else wake up "in the middle of" having a great dream, that's so good you try and get back to sleep to get back into it Doesn't work an you wake up properly Half an hour later you can't remember it for love nor money but you just have that feeling that it was ace And probably related to gorgeous young women that have passed you by in life..... That probably says too much about me Haha, I've had that and managed to get back asleep enough to carry on. As you say, why is it always about women?
March 10, 201313 yr I remember the ex wife punching me bang in the face one night saying you dirty bastard.... I said to her you mad fucker what are you doing? She says I can't believe you.... What? Shagging Nicole Kidman from behind.... What the fuck you on about? Eh? What? Who? Why? I've just dreamt you were shagging Nicole Kidman from behind.... I wish I had dreamt it.... Didn't speak to me for a week.....
March 12, 201313 yr Here's one from last night, my late mother was holding a piece of vein in front of me and told me I'm going to need a heart bypass. What the fuck is that all about?
March 12, 201313 yr Weird one last night, suited and booted walking round Horwich, go into a pub/club (not one that exists), there's a party going on and everyone's pissed, go to the toilet which is really old with the great big porcelain stalls, as I go in a guy just finishing off turns, loses his footing and falls full length into the channel full of piss which splashes all over me but it doesn't smell! Woke up wondering if Mrs Dee had suddenly become incontinent!! Anyone guess the next thing disturbing thing that popped into my head was?!!!
March 12, 201313 yr Weird one last night, suited and booted walking round Horwich, go into a pub/club (not one that exists), there's a party going on and everyone's pissed, go to the toilet which is really old with the great big porcelain stalls, as I go in a guy just finishing off turns, loses his footing and falls full length into the channel full of piss which splashes all over me but it doesn't smell! Woke up wondering if Mrs Dee had suddenly become incontinent!! Anyone guess the next thing disturbing thing that popped into my head was?!!! Why you had a hard on?
March 12, 201313 yr Here's one from last night, my late mother was holding a piece of vein in front of me and told me I'm going to need a heart bypass. What the fuck is that all about? You might in later life, doesn't mean just yet, your not exactly a fat piss pot are yer bud. But I'd get checked out if that happened to me to be honest J.
March 12, 201313 yr Weird one last night, suited and booted walking round Horwich, go into a pub/club (not one that exists), there's a party going on and everyone's pissed, go to the toilet which is really old with the great big porcelain stalls, as I go in a guy just finishing off turns, loses his footing and falls full length into the channel full of piss which splashes all over me but it doesn't smell! Woke up wondering if Mrs Dee had suddenly become incontinent!! Anyone guess the next thing disturbing thing that popped into my head was?!!! Big gay pile on?
March 12, 201313 yr Woke up wondering if Mrs Dee had suddenly become incontinent!! Anyone guess the next thing disturbing thing that popped into my head was?!!! I'm guessing Whitt and/or Gonzo.
March 12, 201313 yr I'm guessing Whitt .... Prize from the middle shelf. Dazbob, that's a given isn't it? I'm not that fuckin old! Edited March 12, 201313 yr by Andydee
March 12, 201313 yr I dreamt one night last week that Alex Ferguson rescued me from a burning car after a road accident.. Very strange, I felt grateful but still told him he was a cunt
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