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Plaster

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It never ends... My young lad's bedroom wall has suddenly developed a load of very long hairline cracks in the plaster. Been in there for 7 years without any problems and this has just happened out of the blue. It's plaster on a brick wall, no drywall involved. Any ideas why this is just happening now? also, why the FUCK is the "return" button not working in this text box???

my return button also doesn't work... I don't know about your plaster..

Your house has started moving.

Your house has started moving.

 

Like Jezza's ?

MMW.

 

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Your house has started moving.

 

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It's common for plaster to crack after several years. Houses move (a lot). I have one in the bathroom that appeared a few weeks ago. Get some polyfiller - be reet.

It only becomes a real problem when you can see outside through it!

You do know your road is falling into Bobsy, don't you?

 

It's always been like that and every few years the council, highways or whoever come and prop the road back up.

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You do know your road is falling into Bobsy, don't you?

 

It's always been like that and every few years the council, highways or whoever come and prop the road back up.

 

Fine by me

 

Would solve a world of arse ache for me.

Fine by me

 

Would solve a world of arse ache for me.

 

Are you sure your buildings insurance covers it? :D

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Are you sure your buildings insurance covers it? :D

 

Right now, I couldn't give a dim fuck

 

You've a spare room.

Right now, I couldn't give a dim fuck

 

You've a spare room.

 

It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding.

 

Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax.

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It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding.

 

Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax.

 

I only clean the duvet cover when it needs snapping to get in the washer.

Right now, I couldn't give a dim fuck

 

Is that like a salty dim sum?

It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding.

 

Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax.

 

 

It's not a tax!!!

 

 

It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding.

 

Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax.

 

When do I pay the bedroom tax for our spare rooms?

When do I pay the bedroom tax for our spare rooms?

 

Same time as I do, I think. I'm expecting the bill to come from the Inland Revenue any time now.

It never ends... My young lad's bedroom wall has suddenly developed a load of very long hairline cracks in the plaster. Been in there for 7 years without any problems and this has just happened out of the blue. It's plaster on a brick wall, no drywall involved. Any ideas why this is just happening now? also, why the FUCK is the "return" button not working in this text box???

 

Get a bradal and gouge fuck out if the cracks. It's actually quite therapeutic for someone in your position.

 

Then fill the cracks with decorators caulk, smooth over with a damp sponge, a soaked wanking sock won't suffice, and then paint over.

 

Easy.

 

:)

 

 

Same time as I do, I think. I'm expecting the bill to come from the Inland Revenue any time now.

 

I've heard it's ten grand a room a week.

 

It said so in the socialist wank.

 

And a bloke in the pub told me.

 

Is it true?

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Get a bradal and gouge fuck out if the cracks. It's actually quite therapeutic for someone in your position.

 

Then fill the cracks with decorators caulk, smooth over with a damp sponge, a soaked wanking sock won't suffice, and then paint over.

 

Easy.

 

:)

 

Pop round and demonstrate

 

I've loads of beer and snouts

Knowing Spider's luck, the entire plaster will come off!

Knowing Spider's luck, the entire plaster will come off! house will fall down

 

EFA

Edited by no balls

 

 

Pop round and demonstrate

 

I've loads of beer and snouts

 

Shall I fetch my plasterers radio too?

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Shall I fetch my plasterers radio too?

 

If she's not too busy

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