March 18, 201313 yr It never ends... My young lad's bedroom wall has suddenly developed a load of very long hairline cracks in the plaster. Been in there for 7 years without any problems and this has just happened out of the blue. It's plaster on a brick wall, no drywall involved. Any ideas why this is just happening now? also, why the FUCK is the "return" button not working in this text box???
March 18, 201313 yr It's common for plaster to crack after several years. Houses move (a lot). I have one in the bathroom that appeared a few weeks ago. Get some polyfiller - be reet.
March 18, 201313 yr You do know your road is falling into Bobsy, don't you? It's always been like that and every few years the council, highways or whoever come and prop the road back up.
March 18, 201313 yr Author You do know your road is falling into Bobsy, don't you? It's always been like that and every few years the council, highways or whoever come and prop the road back up. Fine by me Would solve a world of arse ache for me.
March 18, 201313 yr Fine by me Would solve a world of arse ache for me. Are you sure your buildings insurance covers it?
March 18, 201313 yr Author Are you sure your buildings insurance covers it? Right now, I couldn't give a dim fuck You've a spare room.
March 18, 201313 yr Right now, I couldn't give a dim fuck You've a spare room. It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding. Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax.
March 18, 201313 yr Author It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding. Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax. I only clean the duvet cover when it needs snapping to get in the washer.
March 18, 201313 yr It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding. Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax. It's not a tax!!!
March 18, 201313 yr It's pink, and you'll have to clean your own bedding. Then again it'll stop them Tory bastards making me pay the bedroom tax. When do I pay the bedroom tax for our spare rooms?
March 18, 201313 yr When do I pay the bedroom tax for our spare rooms? Same time as I do, I think. I'm expecting the bill to come from the Inland Revenue any time now.
March 18, 201313 yr It never ends... My young lad's bedroom wall has suddenly developed a load of very long hairline cracks in the plaster. Been in there for 7 years without any problems and this has just happened out of the blue. It's plaster on a brick wall, no drywall involved. Any ideas why this is just happening now? also, why the FUCK is the "return" button not working in this text box??? Get a bradal and gouge fuck out if the cracks. It's actually quite therapeutic for someone in your position. Then fill the cracks with decorators caulk, smooth over with a damp sponge, a soaked wanking sock won't suffice, and then paint over. Easy.
March 18, 201313 yr Same time as I do, I think. I'm expecting the bill to come from the Inland Revenue any time now. I've heard it's ten grand a room a week. It said so in the socialist wank. And a bloke in the pub told me. Is it true?
March 18, 201313 yr Author Get a bradal and gouge fuck out if the cracks. It's actually quite therapeutic for someone in your position. Then fill the cracks with decorators caulk, smooth over with a damp sponge, a soaked wanking sock won't suffice, and then paint over. Easy. Pop round and demonstrate I've loads of beer and snouts
March 18, 201313 yr Knowing Spider's luck, the entire plaster will come off! house will fall down EFA Edited March 18, 201313 yr by no balls
March 18, 201313 yr Pop round and demonstrate I've loads of beer and snouts Shall I fetch my plasterers radio too?
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