October 15, 201312 yr Baths are for relaxing in, showers are for cleaning yourself How many times do we have to go through this. I had lovely radox-type shit soak for half an hour earlier in water as hot as I could stand. It were great.
October 15, 201312 yr I think Pablo's post may be thinly veiled as him only having a shower in his bathroom or psychological scars from tin ones in front of the fire of a Sunday.
October 15, 201312 yr It's the bad memories of being third in the bath water every other Sunday as a kid.
October 15, 201312 yr I'm a cleaner, you dick That reminds me, I don't want a personalised onesie, but thanks for the e-mail trying.g to sell the whole family one
October 16, 201312 yr I work from home when not in meetings that can be anywhere in the UK Usually means Monday & Friday from home at least but its all week this week. That's been useful as I feel the need to take regular naps to get over Budapest. Been approached by a very decent new employer who would want me in the office and to be honest the main issue for me is the office based side. Edited October 16, 201312 yr by birch-chorley
October 16, 201312 yr Been approached by a very decent new employer who would want me in the office and to be honest the main issue for me is the office based side. I'd have thought your first considerations would have been how much tail in said office and whether you were allowed to wear pink shorts in summer.
October 16, 201312 yr I'd have thought your first considerations would have been how much tail in said office and whether you were allowed to wear pink shorts in summer. The dress code there is quite informal and there's a decent amount of tail
October 16, 201312 yr It's incredible how much having a bath helps solve problems, I am thinking of getting one installed in the office . I've become quite a bath advocate of late A proper hot bath is hugely relaxing, not just mentally but physically. Feel fantastic afterwards.
October 16, 201312 yr I've become quite a bath advocate of late A proper hot bath is hugely relaxing, not just mentally but physically. Feel fantastic afterwards. Agree with no balls Bath for chilling out and shower for a wash heres where it gets weirdo tho I get in empty and put the tap on really low, so it takes forever to fill up. when its full i get out think its something to do with the sound of the water
October 16, 201312 yr Do you also suffocate yourself with an ASDA bag whilst wanking in said bath garrp It's just a phase mate, we have all been there
October 16, 201312 yr Do you also suffocate yourself with an ASDA bag whilst wanking in said bath garrp It's just a phase mate, we have all been there ....whilst streaming the action live to a bunch of perverts, in exchange for hard cash?
October 16, 201312 yr Don't forget the A4 sheet pinned to your chest with. NOT SUICIDE! Written on it, it might be advisable to put it in a cellophane sleeve as well and tape it shut - stop it getting wet (the note).
October 16, 201312 yr As a nod to Youri, he should also wear a top-hat as well I reckon, it would give the whole thing an air of sophistication and look less seedy
October 16, 201312 yr Agree with no balls Bath for chilling out and shower for a wash heres where it gets weirdo tho I get in empty and put the tap on really low, so it takes forever to fill up. when its full i get out think its something to do with the sound of the water the sound of water ? has little whitt hacked your account ? i'm also in the bath is for chilling. get in,nice glass of wine,bit of Rod Stewart in the background and bob's your uncle
October 16, 201312 yr I was thrown a wet flannel, when I was a kid. Luxury! My mam, god rest her soul, used to spit on a hanky and 'clean' me using that. I have to say though, my bellend has never been as clean as it was back then.
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