David is going to rattle his sister-in-law big time

 

Eric's gone potty

 

Zac's going to fingerblast old spacky hand

I reckon Zac just wants a "Spaccy Hand Wank" - and who wouldn't, I bet it would feel great

I reckon Zac just wants a "Spaccy Hand Wank" - and who wouldn't, I bet it would feel great

We call it the Nemo round this way.

Edited December 2, 201510 yr by gonzo

Leanne is going to start nobbing Tracy Barlows fella. Nailed On.

 

 

I reckon the dead rayguns son might pop up it at some point tbh

New Lezzer off in Corry and sexy with it

New Lezzer off in Corry and sexy with it

 

 

eh manny, i've just bought the christmas special what's on TV guide this afternoon

 

when i've had my tea time shit and read I will fill you in on the xmas storylines

New Lezzer off in Corry and sexy with it

 

I'm going to make an old man very happy here.................

 

 

I stood behind Sophie Webster at the Starbucks at Oxford Services on the M40 earlier this year, she's got a lovely little body on her. She did smile at me and say "hello" so I thought I was in, by the time I had been served she had disappeared though, so I think she's actually a lesbian in real life.

 

 

for what it's worth, I would love to rattle her on screen sister as well (just an excuse to post a picture...)

 

wow, Sophies body is much nicer than Rosie's IMO

Is Soph a lezzer or not?

 

And that storyline is so predictable with Soph and the other fit lezzer

Was on the same plane as Sophie Webster back from the canaries one Xmas

 

She looked ace with a tan

Sad news, it looks like MR58 is going to have to remove one from the "Hat Wearing Old Biddy" section of his list.

 

Edna has sadly passed away today following a short battle with cancer

 

RIP Edna

 

I've just seen on the news and told him. Poor bloke is heartbroken

I've just seen on the news and told him. Poor bloke is heartbroken

 

He's at least got Big E with him to give him some comfort this evening

I'm devastated she's 1 unlucky unlucky girl she never got to feel the tenderness of my fingering skills

 

RIP Edders

I'm going to make an old man very happy here.................

 

 

I stood behind Sophie Webster at the Starbucks at Oxford Services on the M40 earlier this year, she's got a lovely little body on her. She did smile at me and say "hello" so I thought I was in, by the time I had been served she had disappeared though, so I think she's actually a lesbian in real life.

 

 

for what it's worth, I would love to rattle her on screen sister as well (just an excuse to post a picture...)

 

Fuck a fucking duck

Paddy is gonna bash that ginger bread woman's fanny till it resembles a chewed up orange.

 

His batty Mrs will end up back on the Co-codamol and top herself when she finds out.

Paddy is gonna bash that ginger bread woman's fanny till it resembles a chewed up orange.

 

His batty Mrs will end up back on the Co-codamol and top herself when she finds out.

 

Ginge is going to get up duff I reckon

I'm not having that Paddy could pull Rhona or the ginger

 

There's time for Bi E yet

I'm not having that Paddy could pull Rhona or the ginger

 

There's time for Bi E yet

 

He shagged Viv Hope as well  -  she was pure muck  

 

He also had a spell with Chas as well  -  who I am assuming has recently been moved across to the "Fit but mental" section (which I'm guessing is one of the busier sections of the list)  

 

 

This is her waking up next to MR58 

Edited December 9, 201510 yr by Sweep

He shagged Viv Hope as well  -  she was pure muck  

 

He also had a spell with Chas as well  -  who I am assuming has recently been moved across to the "Fit but mental" section (which I'm guessing is one of the busier sections of the list)  

 

 

This is her waking up next to MR58 

She was a lucky lucky girl

 

The fit but mental section has now got Sarah Lou and Kylie in it as well as Chas

I reckon Chas definitely does arse to mouth

I reckon Chas definitely does arse to mouth

From her arse to her own mouth or somebody else's arse to their mouth?

From her arse to her own mouth or somebody else's arse to their mouth?

Both