gonzo Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 You can shove your tv thread up your arse. This is where men that are comfortable in their own sexuality can talk. Peter has an affair with Tina in corrie. Sonia is back in eastenders. And the baby thing with charity in emerdale comes out at Xmas. This is a according to my soaps magazine. Corried double bill plus eastenders and Emmy tonight. Lets do this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 THINLY VEILED im a big gayer and have to watch what in told by my mavis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 THINLY VEILED im a big gayer and have to watch what in told by my mavis My wife runs a pub and works nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 My wife runs a pub and works nights. that makes it worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 Haha! Danny dyer starts at the queen vic this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Peter Barlow has Carla.....and then Tina? I'll bet that actor can't believe his luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 I wonder if he gets a semi on during filming? I once jizzed my pants in a minimal contact lap dancing club nevermind getting to canoodle Carla/Tina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I once jizzed my pants in a minimal contact lap dancing club. I didn't think the punters were allowed to touch you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 It was when I was party boy at the anthill mobs Xmas bear dance party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesRight Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I once jizzed my pants in a minimal contact lap dancing club nevermind getting to canoodle Carla/Tina. Did she notice? Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 RULES YOU FUCKING GOBSHITES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 Did she notice? Haha Haha no mate,it was in tens in Preston and her 6th dance in a row! I've wrote this on here before but it won't beat the time I spunked on a birds thigh on Bispham prom and legged it! Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Haha no mate,it was in tens in Preston and her 6th dance in a row! I've wrote this on here before but it won't beat the time I spunked on a birds thigh on Bispham prom and legged it! Haha Haha Attempted seagulling gone wrong ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 Haha Attempted seagulling gone wrong ? Unfortunatly not my friend. I was an over excited 16 year old. Following some vigorous yanking from the young lady in question,she pulled down her Pepe jeans and I simply couldn't controll my excitement and jizzed all over her naked thigh. I just pulled my strides up and did one. Haha We had just left school so i didn't see her again for about 10 years. Spunky thighed slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 How much fanny has Barlow had? Serial shagger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Unfortunatly not my friend. I was an over excited 16 year old. Following some vigorous yanking from the young lady in question,she pulled down her Pepe jeans AND I SAW HER HAIRY MARY and I simply couldn't controll my excitement and jizzed all over her naked thigh. I just pulled my strides up and did one. Haha We had just left school so i didn't see her again for about 10 years. Spunky thighed slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Made in Chelsea is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I watched Eastenders for the first time in years last night doing a bit of ironing. Nothing changes except all the old characters have kids. Dreadful stuff, bores me shitless. I don't mind other folk watching it but it's not for me I'm afraid. Although at uni I was partial to a bit of Emmerdale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Can't really be arsed with eastenders to be honest,it's crap. Emerdales the one at the minute. Totally gripping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted October 22, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted October 22, 2013 Emerdales the one at the minute. Totally gripping. You can stop it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I watch a bit of Emmerdale now and again. Totty-wise, it's pretty decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Watching soaps AND reading Fergie's book Can't make my mind up if you're a doris or just going through a phase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Emmerdale has been brilliant this last couple of weeks with Corry a close second, and East Enders is fucking shit I was cheering like fuck when that bastard Cameron got what he deserved I'm dreading it when Haley finally pegs it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Don't mind the ' northern' soaps but I'd rather slash my bell end with a rusty razor than have Eastenders on in the same room. In fact I've called it 'slash your wrists' for years. Obviously I've just stereoptyped all souvverners as being miserable bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 22, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted October 22, 2013 Gentlemen Soap Operas are for the cleft of palate, the wonky of eye and the genitally dysfunctional. Please hide this thread out of the site of the normal folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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