You can shove your tv thread up your arse.

 

This is where men that are comfortable in their own sexuality can talk.

 

Peter has an affair with Tina in corrie.

 

Sonia is back in eastenders.

 

And the baby thing with charity in emerdale comes out at Xmas.

 

This is a according to my soaps magazine.

 

Corried double bill plus eastenders and Emmy tonight.

 

Lets do this shit.

THINLY VEILED

 

im a big gayer and have to watch what in told by my mavis

THINLY VEILED

 

im a big gayer and have to watch what in told by my mavis

My wife runs a pub and works nights.

My wife runs a pub and works nights.

that makes it worse

Haha!

 

Danny dyer starts at the queen vic this week

Peter Barlow has Carla.....and then Tina?

 

I'll bet that actor can't believe his luck

I wonder if he gets a semi on during filming?

 

I once jizzed my pants in a minimal contact lap dancing club nevermind getting to canoodle Carla/Tina.

I once jizzed my pants in a minimal contact lap dancing club.

I didn't think the punters were allowed to touch you.....

It was when I was party boy at the anthill mobs Xmas bear dance party.

I once jizzed my pants in a minimal contact lap dancing club nevermind getting to canoodle Carla/Tina.

Did she notice? Haha

RULES YOU FUCKING GOBSHITES

Did she notice? Haha

Haha no mate,it was in tens in Preston and her 6th dance in a row!

 

I've wrote this on here before but it won't beat the time I spunked on a birds thigh on Bispham prom and legged it! Haha

Haha no mate,it was in tens in Preston and her 6th dance in a row!

 

I've wrote this on here before but it won't beat the time I spunked on a birds thigh on Bispham prom and legged it! Haha

Haha

 

Attempted seagulling gone wrong ?

Haha

Attempted seagulling gone wrong ?

Unfortunatly not my friend.

 

I was an over excited 16 year old.

 

Following some vigorous yanking from the young lady in question,she pulled down her Pepe jeans and I simply couldn't controll my excitement and jizzed all over her naked thigh.

 

I just pulled my strides up and did one.

 

Haha

 

We had just left school so i didn't see her again for about 10 years.

 

Spunky thighed slag.

How much fanny has Barlow had? Serial shagger

Unfortunatly not my friend.

 

I was an over excited 16 year old.

 

Following some vigorous yanking from the young lady in question,she pulled down her Pepe jeans AND I SAW HER HAIRY MARY and I simply couldn't controll my excitement and jizzed all over her naked thigh.

 

I just pulled my strides up and did one.

 

Haha

 

We had just left school so i didn't see her again for about 10 years.

 

Spunky thighed slag.

Made in Chelsea is better

I watched Eastenders for the first time in years last night doing a bit of ironing. Nothing changes except all the old characters have kids.

 

Dreadful stuff, bores me shitless. I don't mind other folk watching it but it's not for me I'm afraid.

 

Although at uni I was partial to a bit of Emmerdale.

Can't really be arsed with eastenders to be honest,it's crap.

 

Emerdales the one at the minute.

 

Totally gripping.

 

Emerdales the one at the minute.

 

Totally gripping.

You can stop it now

I watch a bit of Emmerdale now and again.  Totty-wise, it's pretty decent.

Watching soaps AND reading Fergie's book

 

Can't make my mind up if you're a doris or just going through a phase

Emmerdale has been brilliant this last couple of weeks with Corry a close second, and East Enders is fucking shit

 

I was cheering like fuck when that bastard Cameron got what he deserved

 

I'm dreading it when Haley finally pegs it though

Don't mind the ' northern' soaps but I'd rather slash my bell end with a rusty razor than have Eastenders on in the same room.

 

In fact I've called it 'slash your wrists' for years. 

 

Obviously I've just stereoptyped all souvverners as being miserable bastards!

Gentlemen

 

Soap Operas are for the cleft of palate, the wonky of eye and the genitally dysfunctional.

 

Please hide this thread out of the site of the normal folk.

They are though