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What The Xxxx?

Extra Strong Mints in a bed?

 

Superfluous apostrophe's?

 

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Pies shouldn't have a fucking apostrophe!

 

Edit:  apologies Carlos, I see you had already spotted this.  I just flew into a rage without reading your second line.

 

Did you mess up the KitKats to learn them a lesson??

Edited by DazBob

Pies shouldn't have a fucking apostrophe!

 

Edit:  apologies Carlos, I see you had already spotted this.  I just flew into a rage without reading your second line.

 

Did you mess up the KitKats to learn them a lesson??

 

Yes, he mentioned that.

 

Edit: apologies DazBob, I didn't see your edit. I just flew into a rage when I saw your comment.

 

Do you agree with me that that thing with the XXX mints in it looks more like a bedpan than a 'bed'?

Edited by Cheese

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They are behind a screen, safe from interference. Otherwise I'd arrange all the confectionery into the shape of a spunking cock.

They are behind a screen, safe from interference. 

 

Who are? Dids and his mum?

It's indicating ownership of the zebra saucer - the Buenos keep sneaking on there (that itself reads as a Didles-esque concept).

 

The 'bed' is, in fact, a pineapple bowl, for pineapple chunks, as you full well know Carlos.

Since the college shut - presumably a great loss for business, coupled with the closing of shops (Odeon Hampsons, Market Place Greggs to name but two) and increasing fragmentation of the town centre, there's a great opportunity to print off some menus and offer a delivery service, or 'tiffin', if one wants to be all boho and hipster, I reckon'.

 

Dust down your so'wester and BMX Didles and get the expansion started.

 

That's £226.23 you owe for my consultation by the way.

Edited by Youri McAnespie

The pie's bramley apple was very tasty. JSL

They are behind a screen, safe from interference. Otherwise I'd arrange all the confectionery into the shape of a spunking cock.

 

 

Can't you access them via the glory hole?

Since the college shut - presumably a great loss for business, coupled with the closing of shops (Odeon Hampsons, Market Place Greggs to name but two) and increasing fragmentation of the town centre, there's a great opportunity to print off some menus and offer a delivery service, or 'tiffin', if one wants to be all boho and hipster, I reckon'.

 

Dust down your so'wester and BMX Didles and get the expansion started.

 

That's £226.23 you owe for my consultation by the way.

 

£226.23 cannot be correct if VAT is included.

The pie's bramley apple was very tasty. JSL

 

I've already pointed out it's the bramley apple pie's saucer.

 

:angry2:

£226.23 cannot be correct if VAT is included.

 

I'm working cash in hand. ;)

 

Keep it to yourself tho'.

I've already pointed out it's the bramley apple pie's saucer.

 

:angry2:

 

Sorry, I only read your punch line.

£226.23 cannot be correct if VAT is included.

 

£226.23 plus VAT

Is this shop Lower Bridgeman Place, opposite where the baths was ?

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Aye, but the baths were before my time so I don't remember them.

I reckon the upper floors would make a perfect knocking shop, especially now the Travellodge is there.

 

You'd have to negotiate some parking arrangements though, with the business centre possibly?

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You can park behind it on Glebe St.

There, problem solved.

 

My fee is now £286.23.

 

Carlos will prepare a separate invoice.

I'm listening to Gardeners' Question Time on Radio 4 at the moment, and they keep talking about "chitting". I'm finding it funny as fuck, even though I don't have a clue what they're actually talking about.

Edited by Cheese

There, problem solved.

 

My fee is now £286.23.

 

Carlos will prepare a separate invoice.

 

The way you talk is a revelation.

The way you talk is a revelation.

 

Without a foot in it you mean?

 

Aye, isn't that something?

I wonder how often the tin foil sheets over the grills are replaced?

 

I wonder how filthy the grills are?

That crisps rack is a poor do...

I wonder how often the tin foil sheets over the grills are replaced?

 

I wonder how filthy the grills are?

Id imagine they are dusted from time to time...

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