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Clipping Toenails

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I have an inherent distrust of men with long fingernails. 

 

If their fingernails are long what must their toe nails be like?

 

Both should be kept short. 

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I hate long toe nails they look disgusting, male grooming is the future, and only real men admit to it

he's reet n'all. I don't do my own toenails as I'm rubbish at it. I used to end up cutting and cutting till there was none left, plus my little toes aren't proper formed and a bit spazzy. Pedicure once every 3 weeks, manicure once a fortnight, Job's a good un.

i was big toeing a bird in the bath once and she said OUCH do you never cut your toenails

 

do them every month now lession learnd

 

You and Bigtoe were in the bath?

 

Doing WHAT?

i've never clipped a toe nail in my life, what's the world coming to when there's blokes on wanderersways discussing such matters?

 

Coming soon....

 

A Lancastrian Werewolf in Bolton.

 

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Starring Alf Hartigan as the Werewolf.

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Mrs Jules cuts my toenails

 

Easy :)

Mrs Jules cuts my toenails

 

Easy :)

I sent Mr EG off for a pedicure, even easier :D

I sent Mr EG off for a pedicure, even easier :D

Good work. Did he rebuff the idea with a manly growl or was he delighted?

Good work. Did he rebuff the idea with a manly growl or was he delighted?

There were a few grunts but he went, and as a pretty young lady sorted them for him, he's looking forward to going again. He didn't go for the nail polish option :)

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