Previously looked on it as a bit of a satisfying job as I hate long nails catching on to other toes etc. Looking at it in a completely different light now after being hit in the eye by a stray gravity-defying clipping, painful as fuck.

Edited February 27, 201412 yr by Leyther_Matt

Where's your health amd safety equipment:

 

Always clip mine over the bog with your leg stretched out on the seat so they drop in the water.

Clipping toenails??????? What true mon has a toenail clipper for fucks sake???????????

i've never clipped a toe nail in my life, what's the world coming to when there's blokes on wanderersways discussing such matters?

thought it was the older you get the less you do it? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or is that wanking?

Real men use an angle grinder.

Real men use an angle grinder.

Always clip mine over the bog with your leg stretched out on the seat so they drop in the water.

That's what I was doing, but must have misjudged the angle.

I hate clipping my toe nails.

 

Don't really know why,but more often than not they get to talon like status before they get clipped.

i was big toeing a bird in the bath once and she said OUCH do you never cut your toenails

 

do them every month now lession learnd

thought it was the older you get the less you do it?

The older I get the faster mine seem to grow

I hate long toe nails they look disgusting, male grooming is the future, and only real men admit to it

After cutting my toenails are always chew them. I just can't resist. Sometimes, when I feel like a challenge, i squeezing them between my teeth and try to spring them as far as i can.

 

#classy

No matter how clean my feet are, after I've finished clipping them, my fingers always smell like I've been eating Quavers,

Are your clippers made of cheese?

No matter how clean my feet are, after I've finished clipping them, my fingers always smell like I've been eating Quavers,

 

Fungal Nail Infection.

Are your clippers made of cheese?

 

Ha, obvs not, but fingers need to come into play.  Espesh when it comes to removing the big 'uns.

 

It's a real procedure. Clip all around the nail so that the final removal is done with the fingers.  There's no way I'm risking what is effectively a tusk, pinging across the room and smashing my fish tank.

Fungal Nail Infection.

 

 

You said they tasted just fine.

Easy solution to that, I do mine at work. HTH.

I bite mine off, I thought all real men did this?

I bite mine off, I thought all real men did this?

 

 

I am a real man, but there's no way I'm nibbling your toe nails.

Can't say I've ever smelt my fingers post toe nail clip.

 

Ill have a bash in a few months when mine are due again.

I have an inherent distrust of men with long fingernails. 

 

If their fingernails are long what must their toe nails be like?

 

Both should be kept short. 

I have an inherent distrust of men with long fingernails. 

 

Absolutely this, I used to work with a young lad whose finger nails were far too long. I'm expecting him to be outed as a nonce any day now.