Right, im getting very confused now about how to be a 'good' wife.

 

Which option would you go for?

 

A/ Tea on the table, clothes neatly ironed,immaculate house, watching soaps, chat shows and reading mills and boon novels.Moaning if you go to pub, disapproving of football mates and saying 'grow up' all the time.

 

or B/ House reasonable but never immaculate, clothes never ironed, watching sky sports, reading the back page of papers, going to football, getting trashed, throwing parties, and regular sex?

 

 

maybe im just a bloke with top bollocks........

 

or maybe i need to be more ladylike ???

 

missus c

identity crisis

B - but don't forget the seamed stockings and high heels.

A.

 

Women should know their place!

 

 

B - but don't forget the seamed stockings and high heels.

 

thats included in the regular sex part !!!

A.

 

Women should know their place!

 

 

 

 

wouldnt you be bored with wife a though???

 

or maybe im just warped.

Mostly B - but don't come to the match - spend that time cooking.

My list of essentials (I'm easily pleased):

 

1) Don't be fat

2) Be clean

 

By fat, I don't mean a couple of pounds over, I mean a couple of stone :-&

Sorry missusc. Its got to be A

 

Football and boozy nights at the pub - Lads only.

 

To coin a phrase from the Yorkie ads - Its not for girls.

A.

 

Women should know their place!

 

 

 

 

wouldnt you be bored with wife a though???

 

or maybe im just warped.

 

Nah.

 

A think you should take some from A and B. Mix it up a bit!!

 

 

A wife should be seen & not heard....or is that children

B - but don't forget the seamed stockings and high heels.

 

thats included in the regular sex part !!!

 

=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

you seem alright to me missus c, a proper little vixen, but dont tell jay c, keep it our little secret.

got to be mostly a with bits of b

 

 

isnt it in the marriage vows ...to have and to hold and to do as yer told 8-[

I misread - honest!

Definitely A with the seamed stockings!!

Wife Do's:

Sex

Cleaning

Cooking

Shopping

 

Wife Don'ts:

Football

Watching TV

Wanderersways

Talking

Wife Do's:

Sex

Cleaning

Cooking

Shopping

 

Wife Don'ts:

Football

Watching TV

Wanderersways

Talking

 

thats it then, im gonna have to get a divorce

Wife Do's:

Sex

Cleaning

Cooking

Shopping

 

Wife Don'ts:

Football

Watching TV

Wanderersways

Talking

 

thats it then, im gonna have to get a divorce

 

then get a wife

Wife Do's:

Sex

Cleaning

Cooking

Shopping

 

Wife Don'ts:

Football

Watching TV

Wanderersways

Talking

 

thats it then, im gonna have to get a divorce

 

then get a wife

 

fennys no chance of getting a wife if he is looking for one that does not talk.

I live in a Dream world, were Bolton are European champions, Beer is free, drugs are legal & Lucy Pinder also gets her Nips out.

 

 

Fenny

In the clouds

I live in a Dream world, were Bolton are European champions, Beer is free, drugs are legal & Lucy Pinder also gets her Nips out.

 

 

Fenny

In the clouds

 

i like your world fenny, but can i have a hunky fireman knockoff too?

I live in a Dream world, were Bolton are European champions, Beer is free, drugs are legal & Lucy Pinder also gets her Nips out.

 

 

Fenny

In the clouds

 

i like your world fenny, but can i have a hunky fireman knockoff too?

 

 

You can fcuk off about the fireman but I don't mind you havin a dable with Lucy Pinder

a perfect wife will be a cook in the kitchen ,a,whore in bed

&alady on the streets .my first wife was totaly oppasite

a cook in bed a lady in the kitchen&a whore on the streets. #-o

a perfect wife will be a cook in the kitchen ,a,whore in bed

&alady on the streets .my first wife was totaly oppasite

a cook in bed a lady in the kitchen&a whore on the streets. #-o

 

I nearly choked on my sausage butty then ralph

 

bed-time sounded like fun