Fengshui Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Travis Bickle Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Monkey thinks to himself........ "fcuk me, its an improovement on Michael Jackson!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 'oh Bubbles, you know your way around a womans body, not like Wacko Jacko' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 oi travis, pinching my ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Photographer: How can we take your word for it that you're a West Ham fan then? Girl: Well, you've just seen me blowing Bubbles haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 20, 2004 Site Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2004 "fuckin hell love, when i said 'show us ya monkey...........' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengshui Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 Woman: "Just how I like 'em, big & hairy" Monkey: "For fucks sake, Just shut up, put your clothes back on & give me a fuckin Banana you daft bint & and while your at it I'll have a cup of PG tips please, fuckin split arse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Prostitute: "So you work on TV" Monkey: "Yeah, the name's Richard Keys, I work for Sky Sports" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow_white Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 The Chipperfields treatment of primates had greatly improved since the court case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wanderer Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Woman: I never knew monkeys can talk, what else can you do? Monkey: Shut the fcuk up and put your clothes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Monkey: 'Do you come here often' Bint: 'No' giggle giggle. Monkey: 'Oh, while you're here then, can you make a brew in this cup, two lumps and no milk ta'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wal Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Peter Reid vets the new Coventry City tea lady ... 8-[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcowdrill Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ok have exlusive rights to micheal ricketts' wedding night regards BC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 a typical DFS customer taking advantage of there new deal, a free woman thrown in with every suite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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