Today was about a trip to Jodrell Bank, with family and in laws etc. At least it was supposed to be!

 

Went for an appointment first thing before going; came out do discover the missus had run into a car that wasn't there within seconds of dropping me off.

All change; a dash down to Lovell's place in the van. Frankly it was a bit shit.

Got a piece of vastly overpriced ham pie. Cold. Started eating it to suddenly discover a plastic bag baked into it!

Journey back through one queue after another with everyone going on holiday.

Better beat Oldham.

Mrs just had to go to work on her day off because some weapon has walked out after a row with a manager leaving them with no staff.

 

It's never too late to turn shit

Conference call at 4pm today

 

New General Manager hosting it. The whole company had to dial in.

 

General Manager asks everyone to go on "mute" due to the background noise. About half way through his presentation all everyone can here is "YOU FUCKING TWAT" and a load of muffled noises

 

Loads of texts and Whatsapp messages start flying around. Long story short it was identified as a Northern accent. One of my reps coughs for it. He was caught in a road rage incident. I've now got a meeting with said General Manager on Wednesday. It was supposed to be an easy last working day before a few days off....

I've had a shitter of a week. I work for United Airlines.

I got called a 'fucking weapon' by a 10 year old in harpurhey ha

I got called a 'fucking weapon' by a 10 year old in harpurhey ha

Is that a compliment Tom?

Having to get a quick getaway when the husband/boyfriend turns up when your nearly on the nest.

I've had a shitter of a week. I work for United Airlines.

I'd have thought that could have been rather fun this week...

Is that a compliment Tom?

Haha No. I wouldn't buy the local yoof cigs

Haha No. I wouldn't buy the local yoof  SPICE

 

 

Haha No. I wouldn't buy the local yoof SPICE

I was selling that if they wanted it