December 24, 20205 yr Not discovering a vaccine Not an end to Brexit It is when you get that last massive present out of the box from Amazon thinking this will be a cunt to wrap and you find out you paid for it come in a gift bag. The fact it is a strummer for the garden might come back to haunt but hey ho.
December 24, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Ani said: Not discovering a vaccine Not an end to Brexit It is when you get that last massive present out of the box from Amazon thinking this will be a cunt to wrap and you find out you paid for it come in a gift bag. The fact it is a strummer for the garden might come back to haunt but hey ho. Blimey. Happy strumming 😁
December 24, 20205 yr Author 6 minutes ago, Sweep said: Blimey. Happy strumming 😁 Strimmer ! For the garden. Not the ladies garden and nothing to do with The Clash.
December 24, 20205 yr Amazon? Amazon? He's history's greatest monster (Bezos). I wouldn't buy a teaspoon off him.
December 24, 20205 yr Author 7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Amazon? Amazon? He's history's greatest monster (Bezos). I wouldn't buy a teaspoon off him. Ok you buy your stuff from a non profit workers collective in Guatazoozoo land.
December 24, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Ani said: Ok you buy your stuff from a non profit workers collective in Guatazoozoo land. I don’t buy much stuff as I'm not a kid, bird or homosexual.
December 24, 20205 yr Author 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: I don’t buy much stuff as I'm not a kid, bird or homosexual. I think Bargain Booze might disagree.
December 24, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Ani said: I think Bargain Booze might disagree. There ain't one in G/L... Anyhow my entire Christmas booze quota is 15 Guinness Draft (no original in) and 4 McEwans Export... One over six tins a day - hardly Ollie Reed or Richard Harris.
December 24, 20205 yr Just now, little whitt said: snap Can’t fault the service though, even for returns
December 24, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Can’t fault the service though, even for returns At the expense of the planet, their sellers, their workers etc. Bezos is El Cunto extraordinaire - he should be brought to The Hague to face war crimes charges.
December 24, 20205 yr I used to sell on there. I'd often message buyers for them to arrange alternative payment for postage and give them the item for nowt - the money he creams off is eye-watering. Fucking pointless selling on there - everyone undercutting each other then monster Bezos having his pound of flesh.
December 24, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: At the expense of the planet, their sellers, their workers etc. Bezos is El Cunto extraordinaire - he should be brought to The Hague to face war crimes charges. Wait till they start delivering my packages by drone! 😁
December 24, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Casino said: Youri lad, we dont fucking care When they came for the... .
December 24, 20205 yr Just now, kent_white said: Wait till they start delivering my packages by drone! 😁 They'll be blasted from the skies by comrades who hold illegal firearms.
December 24, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Casino said: Youri lad, we dont fucking care I know you won't care - you pay £24 for a 330ml can of catpiss.
December 24, 20205 yr I reckon the money, diesel, stress and carbon footprint I’ve reduced by sitting on my fat arse and letting Bezos deliver my stuff has probably made me break even with the universe. I've had to buy 1 present from a shop and I would have happily used an ant-aircraft gun on every other customer. I’m happy to dance with the devil. It fits in with my new attitude as a follower of the Mounts Kipper Seventh Day Adventist Every Cunt For Himself theology.
December 24, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, kent_white said: Wait till they start delivering my packages by drone! 😁 I said to my ahem herb distributor he should start doing this
December 24, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Spider said: I reckon the money, diesel, stress and carbon footprint I’ve reduced by sitting on my fat arse and letting Bezos deliver my stuff has probably made me break even with the universe. I've had to buy 1 present from a shop and I would have happily used an ant-aircraft gun on every other customer. I’m happy to dance with the devil. It fits in with my new attitude as a follower of the Mounts Kipper Seventh Day Adventist Every Cunt For Himself theology. Where do you think all this tat comes from? Halfway across the world from child slave factories - in ships burning the worst kind of marine diesel - which makes car pollution look like a cauli and broccoli and seed fart. Up the Revolution! Castrate Bezos!
December 24, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Where do you think all this tat comes from? Halfway across the world from child slave factories - in ships burning the worst kind of marine diesel - which makes car pollution look like a cauli and broccoli and seed fart. Up the Revolution! Castrate Bezos! How else is supposed to get to my door? Xboxes aren’t made down in Horwich out of trees felled at Anglezarke, where I can just walk and collect. Succomb to the system man. Bring it down from within.
December 24, 20205 yr 16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: They'll be blasted from the skies by comrades who hold illegal firearms. In the grim, dark future. There is only Amazon 😁
December 24, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, Rudy said: I said to my ahem herb distributor he should start doing this It's either that or WhatsApp! 🙂
December 24, 20205 yr Just now, Spider said: How else is supposed to get to my door? Xboxes aren’t made down in Horwich out of trees felled at Anglezarke, where I can just walk and collect. Succomb to the system man. Bring it down from within. Who wants an Xbox at our age? Gates and Bezos too? Not one but TWO Monsters... Why not buy Gary Glitter LPs and Savile's jewellery line and get The Yorkshire Ripper's Ghost to deliver it...
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