Played my 2nd 5 a side game at JJb last night after coming back from my 2nd cruciate reconstruction op, & pulled my groin & thigh muscles in the feckin warm up. Totally pissed off.

That would be rupturing my achilles tendon.

 

Not nice [-X

I once was admitted to hospital for testicular torsion caused through a full length save and over stretching. My right bollock flew into my stomach, twisted and never descended into its ball sac! :-&

 

Was in fukin' severe pain and had to have operation to untwist the fuker and then they stitched the bollock to my scrotum sac! A very painful memory indeed =;

Played my 2nd 5 a side game at JJb last night after coming back from my 2nd cruciate reconstruction op, & pulled my groin & thigh muscles in the feckin warm up. Totally pissed off.

 

Going in January for my 2nd cruciate reconstruction op. Sounds like I'm not the only one with 2 spazzy knees!

 

Mate of mine snapped his achilles - supposed to be the most painful, but the worst I saw was a team mate who did a "David Busst"; I was almost sick seeing the bones poking outta the skin

oh and i was going to put something really lame like, 'oh i burnt my hand once when i turned the toast over'.

I once broke a bloke's leg and tore his knee ligaments in the same tackle. He was screaming at the side of the pitch for about half an hour before the ambulance turned up.. Put me right off my game.

tore my ankle ligaments in a tackle back in the day! if ferkin hurt like hell! but hey i got 3 weeks off school!

Got my pubes caught in my zip once.

Got my pubes caught in my zip once.

 

that could of been oh so worse!!!

 

there NO PAIN like when ya banjo string goes ping (andf i dont mean in a blackburn, 6 finger, sorta way)

Ripped Budgie string - blood everywhere. Out of 'Action' for 3 weeks.

 

Fenny

Don't try this at home

 

[-X

I once was admitted to hospital for testicular torsion caused through a full length save and over stretching. My right bollock flew into my stomach, twisted and never descended into its ball sac! :-&

 

Was in fukin' severe pain and had to have operation to untwist the fuker and then they stitched the bollock to my scrotum sac! A very painful memory indeed =;

 

 

Jesus, reading that just brought a tear to my eyes.

 

I was going to put torn achilles tendon and torn calf muscle as well as knee cartlidge but yours takes the biscuit mate.

I once was admitted to hospital for testicular torsion caused through a full length save and over stretching. My right bollock flew into my stomach, twisted and never descended into its ball sac! :-&

 

Was in fukin' severe pain and had to have operation to untwist the fuker and then they stitched the bollock to my scrotum sac! A very painful memory indeed =;

 

Ouch !!

seems like the banjo string thing is quite common,

once got a very late night phone call off my kid brother, who was in a state of panic about something,wondering what the hell he was flapping about i discovered he had the same injury, when i asked him how he hadnt noticed it happening he said' i thought she was on the rags' ,

 

i didnt know whether to offer him sympathy or laugh.

 

he went to the docs the day after, and it happened several times after, docs said had to have it stitched or get the snip, dunno what choice he made, but what a mad thing to ring your big sister for!!!!!!!!

 

good job im not a gobshite who will tell everyone eh????......................

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

 

All these torn banjo strings, whats going on???

 

I never have or never will have one of these injuries as my women are always so turned on that they are so wet it just slips in and out without a problem.

or maybe you're just 'small'

 

missus c?

 

 

ps must stop takin the brave pills

or maybe you're just 'small'

 

missus c?

 

 

ps must stop takin the brave pills

 

YOU would'nt like it up the jacksy

too right i wouldn't

jay c wrote

 

Jesus, reading that just brought a tear to my eyes.

 

I was going to put torn achilles tendon and torn calf muscle as well as knee cartlidge but yours takes the biscuit mate.

 

I have actually felt physically sick all day thinkin' about it! #-o

 

Something I never want to happen again!

motorcycle accident...

 

2 broken collar bones

 

compound fracture( tib and fib)left leg

 

broken ankle, right leg

 

4 broken ribs

 

leg would'nt knit together so i had to have a bone graft (bone chisled off my hip and put on my leg) that was kin sore i can tell ya!

 

oh! and a tube down my japs eye so i could piss in a bag to check for internal injuries(looking for piss in my blood).

looks like another wanderers ways annual award coming up for

most incredible death defying injury

I used to work nights and go 5 miles there on my bike, 5 miles back in the morning. About 2 weeks from finishing I was tootling along across a roundabout, with right of way, when a car twatted me from the left. Having been thrown into the air and bounced off the windscreen I then was propelled upwards by the continuing forward momentum of the car, meaning I sort of spun off the roof, plummetted and landed absolutely FLAT on my back. The best way to envisage it would be to clap your hands together. This was, if you know it, on the roundabout in Astley where the Bulls Head is.

 

It was a pretty dull job so I used to take a CD radio thing, a book and some CDs in one of those sleeve things in a bag on my back, so landed flat on that lot. When I hit the floor I remember my neck snapping backwards and the back of my head connecting only with fresh air, this was due to my luggage. Had I not had that bag with me I'd have broken my back or neck or both and would've been in a bit of a pickle. In the event, I realised I wasn't hurt, got up, waved to the driver to indicate I was OK, retrieved my bike from under his front wheels and pushed it (the wheel was bent in half) the remaining 400 yards to work where I did a normal shift with nothing more than buggered elbows. Lucky lad.

 

Anyone who's had something happen where serious injury is likely might recognise how amazing your clarity of thought is. I can remember EVERYTHING, I can remember thinking as I was airborne 'no serious accidents up to now I spose matey, prepare to learn what a broken leg feels like', and God's honest truth as I was about to hit the floor I thought 'brace yourself cos this'll hurt...'.

 

Never even got his fu ckin reg either, he was more shook up about it than me. Could've been a few bob that. Hey ho, I was lucky to escape with my spinal cord and all vertebrea intact.

I used to work nights and go 5 miles there on my bike, 5 miles back in the morning. About 2 weeks from finishing I was tootling along across a roundabout, with right of way, when a car twatted me from the left. Having been thrown into the air and bounced off the windscreen I then was propelled upwards by the continuing forward momentum of the car, meaning I sort of spun off the roof, plummetted and landed absolutely FLAT on my back. The best way to envisage it would be to clap your hands together. This was, if you know it, on the roundabout in Astley where the Bulls Head is.

 

It was a pretty dull job so I used to take a CD radio thing, a book and some CDs in one of those sleeve things in a bag on my back, so landed flat on that lot. When I hit the floor I remember my neck snapping backwards and the back of my head connecting only with fresh air, this was due to my luggage. Had I not had that bag with me I'd have broken my back or neck or both and would've been in a bit of a pickle. In the event, I realised I wasn't hurt, got up, waved to the driver to indicate I was OK, retrieved my bike from under his front wheels and pushed it (the wheel was bent in half) the remaining 400 yards to work where I did a normal shift with nothing more than buggered elbows. Lucky lad.

 

Anyone who's had something happen where serious injury is likely might recognise how amazing your clarity of thought is. I can remember EVERYTHING, I can remember thinking as I was airborne 'no serious accidents up to now I spose matey, prepare to learn what a broken leg feels like', and God's honest truth as I was about to hit the floor I thought 'brace yourself cos this'll hurt...'.

 

Never even got his fu ckin reg either, he was more shook up about it than me. Could've been a few bob that. Hey ho, I was lucky to escape with my spinal cord and all vertebrea intact.

 

 

 

thats b??llocks

100% true on my mother's life.

hernia about 2 years ago [-(

Broke my leg and ankle at the same time 4 days before the Leicester away game (5 nil one) 3 years ago playing 5 a side. :-({|=

 

Mrs Fruitbat forced me to hang me boots up [-X

 

Off work for 4 months but thankfully didn't miss a Bolton home game as Mrs Fruitbat brought me to the games and took little fruitbat in the cinema next door at the same time. :D/

 

Itching to get playing again. :D/

 

Have plates and screws in leg/ankle. [-(

 

Does anyone know if you can play again with the metal still in or is not worth the risk. [-o<

Broke my leg and ankle at the same time 4 days before the Leicester away game (5 nil one) 3 years ago playing 5 a side. :-({|=

 

Mrs Fruitbat forced me to hang me boots up [-X

 

Off work for 4 months but thankfully didn't miss a Bolton home game as Mrs Fruitbat brought me to the games and took little fruitbat in the cinema next door at the same time. :D/

 

Itching to get playing again. :D/

 

Have plates and screws in leg/ankle. [-(

 

Does anyone know if you can play again with the metal still in or is not worth the risk. [-o<

 

Had to laugh at this, not at your injury- cos im not callous and cruel( ha ha ha metal leg ha ha), but i found the way you describe your family amusing. Its like a Beatrix Potter story.

 

One sunny day Mr Fruitbat broke his leg. Mrs Fruibat was very kind, and with the help of Little Fruitbat, she made sure Mr Fruitbat didnt miss any fun.

 

Mrs Fruitbat loved Mr Fruitbat so much, that she asked him not to play that naughty game anymore. ( and actually was sick of him being at home for 4 months and didnt want to do it again).

 

All the Fruitbat family were happy again, aaaahhh, dont you just love a happy ending??

 

Any more animal families on here???

i know weve got some vegetables,

 

The Spudwatter Clan

Garp