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What footballers have tried it on with your bird?

Fabian Defreitas - he did his best, but it wasn't good enough :D

 

Carlos - Lovegod

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dean holdsworth looked like he was eyein me up*.. but then i was about 15 and in a car park :-#

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it was a sunny day, might have been the sun in his eyes

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Obviously his eye for women is the same as his eye for goal :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Carlos - in big trouble now

bastard! :D

 

 

and have any footballers chatted u up thinkin you were a girl? :-k

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bastard! :D  

 

 

and have any footballers chatted u up thinkin you were a girl?  :-k

 

Apart from Arnar Gunnlaugsson, no.

 

Although come to think of it, Gudni Bergsson actually did nick one off me and took her back to the Dere Whites for a good servicing ](*,)

Mark Kennedy when at Citheh apparently he used the line,

"Don't you know I'm Mark Kennedy i play for Man City."

 

F@cking bag head.

its so unfair, ive never had the joy of telling a football player to feck off. or anyone for that matter. maybe i should hang around carparks and look 15, eh ali??

 

i never ever get chatted up, ever, is it something to do with huge lump of a husband??????????

 

 

 

 

missus c

feeling unloved

badly hungover

lacking interest from footie stars

Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

did she say ' id love to phil, but the lead my hubby keeps me on wont stretch that far' ???

Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

did she say ' id love to phil, but the lead my hubby keeps me on wont stretch that far' ???

 

Your like a dog with a bone, just won't let go :D

Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

 

 

MG did she say yes or no :-k

There is only one true legend in shaggin' the opposite sex in Bolton and thats the man himself! Suap John McGinlay! =D>

Olivier Dacourt was well after my ex after we'd split up

 

he got her number and pestered her for ages

 

but she wanted Zico love so told him to fcuk off

 

made my day that did

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Phil Brown likes eating Creme Eggs out of women, disgusting!

 

Carlos - not got a sweet tooth

Gordon Durie is an ex's of the wife, of course he wasn't married at the time :^o

Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

 

 

MG did she say yes or no :-k

 

She said no, I said she should say yes I might get some free tickets.

She said no, I said she should say yes I might get some free tickets.

 

You will do owt for a freebie! Freeloader!

Olivier Dacourt was well after Lisa Riley after we'd split up

 

he got her number and pestered her for ages

 

but she wanted Zico love so told him to fcuk off

 

made my day that did

Neil Cox

Dean Holdsworth

Frank Lampard

Sol Campbell was after my boyfriend-Does that count?

Ive been chatted up by Mark fish in Jumping Jacks!

Ive been chatted up by Mark fish in Jumping Jacks!

 

So's ST.

I once got touched up by Justin Fashanu.

Ive been chatted up by Mark fish in Jumping Jacks!

 

poor you, he is such a big head, for no apparant reason he really fancies the pants off himself.

 

Bitchy i know, but he is hideous.

 

Hope you got some free beers though Tricky!!!

Ive been chatted up by Mark fish in Jumping Jacks!

 

poor you, he is such a big head, for no apparant reason he really fancies the pants off himself.

 

Bitchy i know, but he is hideous.

 

Hope you got some free beers though Tricky!!!

 

have to agree on that one, but dont worry i made sure he got the drinks in!

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