Allen Carr (not the goofy “comedian”) writes books about how to stop drinking and/or smoking.

My sister read it a few years back and, whilst she want a full on alky, was overdoing the booze.

After reading this book, she hasn’t touched a drop since. Not one.

So, as a challenge, I said I’d read the book and prove that this kind of thing doesn’t really work and that she was just ready to stop anyway.

about 2 weeks ago, I reached just over the halfway point. Since then, I’ve probably had 2 pints and one glass of wine, none of which I particularly enjoyed.

I’m annoyed for several reasons:

* I adore a drink, and I feel the pleasure has been stolen from me

* My sister was right and I was wrong about the book

* I feel somehow invaded by this author who I never invited into my life in the first place.

* I want a beer, but don’t want a beer. It’s fucking WEIRD.

 

I need help in getting back on the horse.

Im not going to preach, but if you really want to kick the booze (he does fags as well), then I’m here to tell you, brothers and sisters, that this fucker works.

 

7 hours ago, Casino said:

I don't

But i only drink friday and saturday, anyway

Are you pretty moderate on those days? Bolton jollys aside?

For last 10 years or so Ive only ever drank at weekend, however Im prone to drink all mon-fri quota in one sitting

Its either balls deep or none at all. Hate that side of it.

probably 6 or 7  from tea time on if theres no football

2 or 3 with the dog in the local then the rest when we get back

 

ive usually had enough by bed time 

 

54 minutes ago, Casino said:

probably 6 or 7  from tea time on if theres no football

2 or 3 with the dog in the local then the rest when we get back

 

ive usually had enough by bed time 

 

Not 12 pints, 3 bags and 2 viagra then

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Not 12 pints, 3 bags and 2 viagra then

He takes milk thistle. Better than viagra mate

1 hour ago, Casino said:

probably 6 or 7 sips of ipa from tea time on if theres no football

2 or 3 becks blue with the dog in the local then the rest when we get back

 

ive usually had enough by bed time 

 

 

Cock

Id drink more but the lord of the manor asks i keep the noise down

36 minutes ago, Casino said:

Cock

Id drink more but the lord of the manor asks i keep the noise down

Redcliffe?

God no

Im not allowed in the manor house, redcliffes not allowed wthin 2 miles

12 minutes ago, Casino said:

God no

Im not allowed in the manor house, redcliffes not allowed wthin 2 miles

Ah, @tomski.

3 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said:

Ah, @tomski.

😂