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When Des appeared on 'superstars' his time for the 100 meters was fast enough to qualify for the 1984 British Olympic Squad. RIP Des..

You missed out the ginger fucker with the shit tattoos and ukelele...................

never, ever fails to amuse. Along with Horse outside by the Rubber Bandits........

I remember another unfit/injured overweight Icelander coming here once. Gudjhonson I think his name was............

edit or not. You're still a thick cunt

can't give it but not take it ? you thick cunt

funny cunt . Just go pull your slightly under averaged sized dick you juvenile wanker

Bet you love a chocolate finger...............

I was in the Globe? In Marylebone with some billy big bollox right in my face shouting how they would put at least 3 past us. It kicked off a bit then, & hopefully he didn't see any of their goals. Oatcake eating fuckers. Never liked 'em since me and my mate got on the wrong coach after a night match at the Victoria ground, ( 78/79ish?) on that big dirt car park they used to have. Easy mistake when pissed but much harder to rectify and exit said coach.

The film association, 'jews' instead of 'jaws' was funny, I agree with that, but what followed was unacceptable and not funny in any way in any context whatsoever.

and you can fuck right off

If I wasn't offended I wouldn't have complained.

It was me who complained about the 'Jew' non joke and needing bigger ovens. Then to compound it by asking ' over them baking'? Realy takes the piss. As the guidlines state no racial or sectarian slurs, the mods have displayed utter cowardice in refusing to enforce their own guidlines. This is gonna run.............

Realy? Shake yer fuckin' head in shame

R.I.P. Neil

bit shit that

proper cracked me up that. Whatever happened to a jelly pie and four brown ales?

Saw him at the IoW festival a couple of years back. Came onstage half an hour early to fill the gap when Jess fckn Glynn let down all her kiddie fans. Just RA and his j200. Did about 45 mins before his band came on. Wasn't that enamoured previously, but fuckin' hell, credit where it's due, one of my top twenty gigs & I've seen a few..........

get on Wet Leg; chaise lounge & Wet Dream. Next big thing. YHIHF...........

love the brass.......

Class act, got tickets to see him in April.

Isle of Wight soft cheese, IoW Blue cheese, IoW Gallybagger. Aldi Red Leicester.

Top support today & the fans deserved better. If Pompey had a decent striker we'd have been 3 down before half time, and Pompey were an average side. Ref gave us F all (again); but truth is we were ok for 10/15 mins in the first half and out of ideas thereafter. The subs put us even more on the backfoot instead of bringing a difference to the game. Nearly every time we got around their box we gave the ball away with a weak/ sloppy pass. Doyle needs a big fella up front to play off or he ain't scoring this side of new year..........

Rich Hall

Probably be in the IKB Guildhall Walk early doors, Frogmore & John Jaques Fratton Rd and Shepard's Crook just prior to KO. Being a bit cryptic, but if you see a man falling off a horse, chances are it's me. For all who are travelling, have a safe and pleasant journey.